| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| John |
Posted - 21 October 2005 : 12:31:47
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform:
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire lass. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
Blindref |
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| early bird |
Posted - 28 October 2005 : 11:02:51
Hes easily confused 
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| Jon Tiz |
Posted - 27 October 2005 : 23:30:06
quote:
Originally posted by FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
not very funny jon tiz not one off the best a wat do u get if a blonde throghs a grinade at u
take the pin out and through it bk
can u come up with a better one than tht
come on u derby lads
There's only one Jon Tiz!!!... and John aint him come on FDNK get your facts straight. I hope your Mum is good at knitting (or the Chief isn't reading this ) you're going to need at least 3 tank tops on Sunday. 
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| early bird |
Posted - 27 October 2005 : 20:12:20
Plzzzz excuse my son for posting this joke at least 3 times on this forum[ i blame the parents]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| FORWARDS DO NOT KICK |
Posted - 27 October 2005 : 19:52:17
not very funny jon tiz not one off the best a wat do u get if a blonde throghs a grinade at u
take the pin out and through it bk
can u come up with a better one than tht
come on u derby lads |
