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| norm |
Posted - 13 November 2005 : 20:35:09
‘Don’t wish your team was HOT like the Beests??’
Wildebeests 47 – 0 Stourbridge
An away day in sunny Birmingham (yes sunny!!!) led the Beests to their latest scalp in the NCA Midlands Merit League. The travelling herd were in for a tough encounter as the opponents find their first XV established in National Two (3 levels higher than ourselves).
Even the guest referee struggled to keep with the pace of the first 20 minutes. Both sides stated their intentions with the Beests trying to stretch the home side. Only to be thwarted due to good defence. The Beests were penned in their own half due to infringements at the contact situation. The Jackal failed to get on the board with an easy penalty miss. At this point the belief showed through as the Beests varied attacking options to move deep into Stourbridge’s territory. From a resulting rumble from a line out, the ‘Buss’ crashed over for the first try. The Jackal off target. This seemed to ignite the flame within ‘the heart of the Beest’ and debutant Bantum made another incisive break, which linked both, forwards and backs before West dived in at the corner ala Cohen. The Jackal nudged the conversion.
Spirits were high at the break, as the good defensive platform had stifled any attacking opportunity Stourbidge tried to create. After grazing at the watering hole, the Beests set about exploiting the expansive plains of the immaculate Stourbridge pitch.
The half started at a frantic pace as the Beests ripped into their opponents and turned over plenty of ball!!! The forwards showed their dominance, which allowed the halfbacks to dictate the game. Backs and forwards ran some textbook running lines to break the gain line (too many to mention all names). A loose kick from the Stour 15 allowed the Jackal to start a counter attack. After a couple of passes S-bend touched down near the corner. Another Jackal nudge. This cut the home team deep but spurred the Beests on further. The ‘Buss’ added his second with a swift burst of pace to evade oncoming defenders. Another Jackal nudge. Dancing Pete led another charge but tried to round the winger instead of using the 5 passing options available. S-bend nearly added a second from a cross-field kick but ended up leaving the pitch injured. Enter young Tizard, fresh from his 18th birthday party the night before.
Another try went begging when Wigley just failed to collect a cross-field penalty kick. From the resulting play, deep in the Stour 22, spectators were treated to a stampede. Stand in chief Beest Normski split the defence to score under the sticks. Another Jackal nudge. Another Bussell-Bantum combination created a massive hole on the blind side allowing Tizard to show his attacking skills match his defensive qualities. A well-deserved debut try which the Jackal converted. There was just enough time for one more piece of magic. A Bussell break in open play allowed Normski to get hold of the ball. The rest is history. The Jackal added the nudge.
The Jackal (Beest Statistician)
SQUAD: Wigley, Spencer, Si (don’t know your surname), Collier, Gandolfo, Burrows, Bantum, Cormack, Wilcox, Kent, West, Mills, Moore, Cox, Bussell, Rankin, Cooke, Tizard.
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| Jon Tiz |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 22:03:18
Nice apology. No need to be humble tho'. You can tell everyone at Old Albanians!!!
If you wish.
Refereeeeee
ps Behave yourself Sadam, you might find yourself back in Oz. |
| sadam |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 17:01:30
Oink, Oink. Anyone fancy a nice pice of crackling |
| early bird |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 15:53:00
Miss Piggy springs to mind  Yes you,re right JT i do owe u one  [ humble apologies ]
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| Jon Tiz |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 15:06:07
Gobsmacked EB, after all I've done for you!!!!
Have you never seen the Muppets ? Or are you one. 
Refereeeeee |
| early bird |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 12:12:23
This has to go down as the longest piece of drivel to oneself in the history of the forum  Wheres the Tank Top chief when u need him,
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| Jon Tiz |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 00:19:55
I think the old tarts postings are brilliant!!!!!!!
So do I!!!!!!!!
There was one cr#p one though!!!
Yeah and a couple of others have been a bit dodgy!!
Does she know what she's talking about?
I'm not sure.
Does it make any sense?
I don't think so!!
She's rubbish!!!!!
Can't understand a word!!!!
I can't be doing with all that drivel!!!!!!
Nor me!!!!!!!
Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get her off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Refereeeeee
ps. Target ordiance |
| Old Tart |
Posted - 17 November 2005 : 21:18:18
You 2 sound like Stadler & Waldorf (The Muppets for our younger contributers) |
| sadam |
Posted - 17 November 2005 : 14:59:23
I don't know, the younger generation eh! |
| Jon Tiz |
Posted - 17 November 2005 : 10:37:53
Welcome back Sadam. Pleased to hear you and yours had a good time in the convict colony. A good place to choose given your track record on human rights, war crimes and WMD, although I'm surprised immigration let you back in!!!!!!!
For my part I'm delighted, Oldcorn and I seem to be fighting a losing battle against poor spelling etc on this forum. We missed you fellow pedant.
Refereeeeee |
| oldcorn |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 21:50:42
What I meant 'centre' was that Sadam had deliberately mis-spelt some words as a bit of fun (it is called irony), but you had clearly not realised he was having a bit of fun. No doubt you will learn about it in your English lessons one day. Don't worry about it though, but please write in English!! |
| early bird |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 21:32:55
Im all confused, what is all this drivel about, who is taking the piss out of who!!!!!!!!
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| I should be a centre |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 21:00:19
Could anyone who reads this please answer me or Im not going to know
We hate the pies |
| I should be a centre |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 20:58:46
So Oldcorn is trying to say that me talkin the p1*5 out of Sadam was to subtle for him. Am I right
We hate the pies |
| norm |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 20:43:55
It means he was taking the p1+s out of you
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| I should be a centre |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 20:26:50
What the heck does that mean.
We hate the pies |
