| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| norm |
Posted - 14 November 2005 : 11:33:35
Doctor says to patient: "I have some bad news about
the bird flu you have caught."
Patient: "Oh, no. What is it doc?"
Doc says: "It's unTweetable
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
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| pie and peas for supper |
Posted - 21 November 2005 : 23:04:11
Wots a urethra?
A sole singa wot teks da piss!!!
yum yum |
| Sid the manager |
Posted - 21 November 2005 : 11:56:11
Yes Yes I'll tell you what paddy buys two goldfish and says to his wife I'll call one 1 golfish and the other one 2 golfish the if 1 golfish dies I will still have 2 gold fish. Hello |
| early bird |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 12:06:03
You,ve opened your christmas crackers early then Jon  
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| Jon Tiz |
Posted - 18 November 2005 : 00:02:30
Good call Old Tart and I know the culprit, I'll be having words at the weekend in deepest, darkest Hertfordshire.
By the way, did you hear about the magic tractor?..........
It turned into a field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Refereeeeee |
| Old Tart |
Posted - 17 November 2005 : 21:21:13
"Forwards " watch out you will be brought to task by the spelling warden (J Tiz)
But at least you don't spout drivel |
| FORWARDS DO NOT KICK |
Posted - 17 November 2005 : 20:10:19
stevey wounder had an intervey a person said hasit been diffecult in life he said no not really one said has it been tough with aving u being black
stevey said y wat colur am i
come on u derby lads |
| early bird |
Posted - 17 November 2005 : 13:29:53
Im only a spring chicken meself [excuse the pun]
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| norm |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 22:55:11
not bad EB, these youngsters though!!!!
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
| early bird |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 21:44:43
WHAT THREAD IS IT UNDER, DOH !
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| I should be a centre |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 21:13:31
I dont get it
We hate the pies |
| early bird |
Posted - 16 November 2005 : 21:10:33
Two cockerals are talking in the farmyard,they see the farmer sharpening his axe and start walking towards them.Im scared one says,dont be says his mate-- one sneeze from us and hell sh-t himself.
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
| Old Tart |
Posted - 15 November 2005 : 22:12:24
Stereotyping or wot??? |
| I should be a centre |
Posted - 15 November 2005 : 21:56:30
Sorry. Like I said its only usually men who come out with jokes as good as the one you did
We hate the pies |
| Old Tart |
Posted - 15 November 2005 : 21:25:57
Well what do I look like from the picture Doh!! |
| I should be a centre |
Posted - 15 November 2005 : 19:25:58
OT, your user name and avatar suggest you r female but u might be takin the p*** and its only usually men who cum out with jokes as good as urs. plz will u tell me whether you r male or female
We hate the pies |
