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Exodia Posted - 24 March 2006 : 11:09:29
A man was walking along a British beach and is deep in prayer. Suddenly, the clouds part, and in a deep booming voice the lord says,
"Because of your faithfulness to me, i shall grant you 1 wish."

The man says "I would like a bridge from here to the greek isles so that when i would like a holiday i can just drive my car straight over to Greece"

The Lord says "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the supports required to reach the bottom of the sea, and the steel and concrete needed would quite literally drain the Earth of all it's natural resourses. Take a little more time and think of something else"

The man says "OK Lord, I would like to understand my wife more, Why
she cries? How she feels inside?"

The Lord says, "Do you want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge then?"



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Mr Wu Posted - 24 March 2006 : 12:57:08
Yawn...

The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had
Exodia Posted - 24 March 2006 : 12:10:45
It's funny that it's so boring but was it was you who told me it.

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Mr Wu Posted - 24 March 2006 : 11:35:58
Double yawn!.....

The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had

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