| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Crash |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 13:11:52
Tomorrow will be a baptism by fire for the Mighty Devils, as our name shall be given meaning by the way that we play, like demons possessed. As we are devils we cannot fall, only rise and cast darkness over any other team who live in our shaddow, no one will save Mellish from Dante's dream of hell as we lay ruin, to such opposition, raising them and their pride to the roots of the smoldering grass with the mighty Lund shall strip foolish mortals of both their will to fight and their tormented souls as he breaks the strength of any player who begs merci of his speed.
Richard "Cerberus" Maddog, the gate keeper and holder of keys to the swift punishment of the feared backline that no exorcist can remove.
Andy "Hades" Fern will dominate the midfield and part their futile defence to release the Gemini's of Alex "The Great" Poyser and Alec "Crash" Jardine to cause blistering Chaos to and in their mere mortal hole of despair.
Mark "Ifrit" Wilson with service and delieverence from the eight legions at his disposal.
Chris "Gargoil" Taylor to reak the stench of fear throughout any opposition with pain comes his true beauty of battle.
Trist "Lucifer" Poyser the angel of death the resiliance to any foe or phebal attack with which the wave of his hand is felt to be cold and swift.
Andy "Benegol" Ackers the soul of Anger and rage with fire and towering figure to quiver any action of mere imps.
Mark "The Wrath" Fountain a gargoil in his own right and Vulture to the devils.
Colin "Sleifer" Luscombe smallest but never weak as the ruins of Sleaford shall show in testament to his dread.
Sandy "Death" Jamieson, Jim "War" Smith, Bryan "Famine" Anderson and Dave "Peatillence" Britton are the Calamns of the Devils and as such are the horseman of the immpendeng Apocolipse.
Colin "Gaia Luster" Warden, devil of the horse that will ride down the St. Peters gates or chase and impale any attacker.
Moe "The Host" Gadsby Our being and strengths to be chanelled into the final being that is Moe The Last of the demons and the mightiest in the ranks.
Last game lads
Be afraid of the dark Mellish the Derby Devil Tigers are coming to stay.
!! KA BOOM !! |
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| norm |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 10:16:19
Now theres a thought
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
| Mr Wu |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 09:32:10
Is the beesty bus anything like the Bang Bus? That could be interesting!
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| sadam |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 09:09:00
There is a Beesty Beer Chest and today a Beesty Bus, so why not a Beesty Bunny? |
| Mr Wu |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 09:07:06
Should we start calling you Rabbit now?
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| sadam |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 09:05:56
No Mr Wu, I take my pills orally |
| Mr Wu |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 09:02:22
Sadam, are you secretly Eminem?
Those blue and red and purple pills....
Dont tell me, youve seen so many faces...
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| sadam |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 08:58:58
Now I know who pinched my purple pills. A bit of advice for the future: never take more than one at a time. |
| norm |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 08:45:47
burn, as far as i know I only have 7 backs, we are using buss as a replacement back, ! You could ask some of the first team guys to support you?
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
| Mr Wu |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 08:15:38
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Youve dug your hole now mate! Think the 2nds are all going to rip you a new ring..
"One way ticket to The Painsbury Hotel, Painstown, South Pains sir?"
"Certainly Madam"
"Would Sir be needing any loyalty points on his Painsbusy card"
"No I dont think ill be needing any of those where ill be going"
ALL ABOARD
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| Crash |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 08:11:20
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Wu
But the drivel at the start of the thread was sent early afternoon!
Plus I doubt your brother would have any clue who any of them people are!
Man, im sure I can smell the bull from here 
Dint you get your brother any roller cola before you left the house?
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The pain train's coming baby - woo woo!
I wasn't even Derby at the time this was sent. I was on my way back from the QMC where my dad is at moment my bro was left to look after the house to which he abused this privelege and got his drunk mates round when i went to work at bout 5.
He knows alot of the lads in the devs from coming down and watchin me warm the bench so many times, thus allowing me to show him whoes who on the field.
!! KA BOOM !! |
| Mr Wu |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 08:03:53
quote:
Originally posted by ITS A DEEP BURN
CRASH WHAT THE F*#K ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!
THE ONLY MEMBER OF TEAM STUPID IS YOU, FACT.
HAVING LOST MOST OF OUR PLAYERS TO INJURY ETC AT THE START OF THE SEASON JON MABBS BOYZ HAVE DONE HIM PROUD BY REVERSING THE 10 GAME WHATEVER LOSING STREAK TO COME BACK AND BE ONE GAME AWAY FROM FINISHING 2ND IN OUR LEAGUE!
THAT IS A MASSIVE COMEBACK IN ANYONE'S BOOK WELLDONE GUYS.
Marvellous reply J-Lo, I think for his comments Crash should run round Melish Naked after the game.
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| Mr Wu |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 07:55:04
But the drivel at the start of the thread was sent early afternoon!
Plus I doubt your brother would have any clue who any of them people are!
Man, im sure I can smell the bull from here
Dint you get your brother any roller cola before you left the house?
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| Crash |
Posted - 29 April 2006 : 06:53:57
Sorry lads bout the drivel at the start but i 've just comeback off the night shift to find my C**T of a brother has been typing drivvel all night on all foruums that i'm linked to. i've edited the previous above and so an apology to the beests. Have a goodun gainst Market Bosworth lads! My W****R of a brother is currently upside down pissed with 2 of his S***F***D mates in our wheelie bin with all their numbers switched around on their mobiles. But fair play to them for guzzling 2 bottles of Whiskey with no mixers and they seem to of drank half a bottle of Cashew-Fisha "Goa's regional drink".
!! KA BOOM !! |
| ITS A DEEP BURN |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 23:10:26
Normski now first have been handed a walkover is there any spare players out there could really use a back of any shape or form.
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| ITS A DEEP BURN |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 22:57:43
CRASH WHAT THE F*#K ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!
THE ONLY MEMBER OF TEAM STUPID IS YOU, FACT.
HAVING LOST MOST OF OUR PLAYERS TO INJURY ETC AT THE START OF THE SEASON JON MABBS BOYZ HAVE DONE HIM PROUD BY REVERSING THE 10 GAME WHATEVER LOSING STREAK TO COME BACK AND BE ONE GAME AWAY FROM FINISHING 2ND IN OUR LEAGUE!
THAT IS A MASSIVE COMEBACK IN ANYONE'S BOOK WELLDONE GUYS. |
