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Sexy Coach Posted - 12 October 2007 : 14:04:53
The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)




2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?



(they don't have enough time)




3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?




(they don't stop to ask directions)




4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?



(because their balls fall over their ass-hole and they vapour lock)





5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?



(so they won't hump women's legs at c**ktails parties)




6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?




(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)




7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?




(don't know.....it never happened)





8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?




(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)




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