| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| louise |
Posted - 04 February 2006 : 17:20:25
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mum and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked him mum, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." |
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| Exodia |
Posted - 12 February 2006 : 12:56:59
A greedy Fat kid was walking down the street when he heard a rustle in the bushes. As he look over to people were at it like rabbits and squirrels.
the boy asks what they were doin?
The pair reply Erm, Erm, we r makin cakes.
Oh thats how they're made.
well he goes home and confronts his mother.
Mummy were you and daddy were making noises last night.
his mum stops what she was doing and dreads the worst.
I know what you were doin. the kid says
erm i can explain dear.
you were making cakes wern't you. says the kid
oh' erm yes. yes we were. how do know about that she asks
because i liked da icing up this morning.
THE DRAGONS FANG |
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