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u2baboon Posted - 20 April 2006 : 16:15:34
A couple got to a Chinese restaurant one evening and order their food.
The main course comes on a large covered dish. Before they have chance to lift the lid, it does so itself and a pair of beady eyes appear for a split second before disappearing again. This happens each time they reach for the lid.
They call a waiter over who asks them what they had ordered.
"Lemon Chicken", they both say.
"Ah, velly solly", says the waiter. "You got Peking Duck".

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