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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Sexy Coach[/i] [br]A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at >him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place >where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" > > >To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." > > > >Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful >to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor >party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching > >while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" > > > >She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."[:D] > [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.