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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Sexy Coach[/i] [br]A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby > to put his name on his mailbox. > > While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to > the mailboxes, wearing a robe. > > The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with > him. > > As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she Had > nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye > contact. > > After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go > to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' > > He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned > against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. > > Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' > > Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your > ears.' > > Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; > they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm > and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. > > How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?' > > Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard > someone coming.... that was me.'[:I] [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.