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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Sexy Coach[/i] [br]A small zoo in Sunderland acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Barry, a local chap & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Barry, like many makem folk, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Barry was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ? Barry showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions: 1. "First", Barry said, "Ah'm not ganna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. 2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannit never tell nenbody aboowt this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition. 3. "Third", Barry said, "I want all the bairns raised as sunlun fans." Once again it was agreed. 4. "And last of all", Barry stated, "Ya ganna hev tu give me another week to come up with the £500" [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.