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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Cave Adsum[/i] [br]Things to Remember Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is. I'm having an out of money experience. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Utrinque Paratus [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.