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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Exodia[/i] [br]Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly dispondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided to kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to just get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army revolver and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart as it was already so badly broken. Not wanting to miss the vital organ, become a vegetable and burden someone, she insisted on ringing the doctor's office and asked for the hearts precise location. "On a woman" the doctor said "It would be just below your left breast" Later that nite mildred was rushed to hospital with a gunshot wound to the Knee. What does this button do [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.