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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Exodia[/i] [br]A man was walking along a British beach and is deep in prayer. Suddenly, the clouds part, and in a deep booming voice the lord says, "Because of your faithfulness to me, i shall grant you 1 wish." The man says "I would like a bridge from here to the greek isles so that when i would like a holiday i can just drive my car straight over to Greece" The Lord says "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the supports required to reach the bottom of the sea, and the steel and concrete needed would quite literally drain the Earth of all it's natural resourses. Take a little more time and think of something else" The man says "OK Lord, I would like to understand my wife more, Why she cries? How she feels inside?" The Lord says, "Do you want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge then?" What does this button do [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.