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[quote][i]Originally posted by louise[/i]
[br]Well, it's ****... that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
you can get ****-faced, be ****-out-of-luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your
****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse
****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days
are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times
when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****
or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****'s creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a
bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.
And, remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't
give a ****!
Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
**** and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you
happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........
Well. **** happens!!!
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louise	Posted - 27 March 2006 : 09:31:00 Well, it's **... that's right, ! may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: you can get -faced, be -out-of-luck, or have for brains. With a little effort, you can get your together, find a place for your , or be asked to or get off the pot. You can smoke , buy , sell , lose , find , forget , and tell others to eat . Some people know their , while others can't tell the difference between and shineola. There are lucky s, dumb s, and crazy s. There is bull , horse , and chicken . You can throw , sling , catch , shoot the , or duck when the hits the fan. You can give a or serve on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep or be happier than a pig in . Some days are colder than , some days are hotter than , and some days are just plain ty. Some music sounds like , things can look like , and there are times when you feel like . You can have too much , not enough , the right , the wrong or a lot of weird . You can carry , have a mountain of , or find yourself up 's creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to and other times you fall in a bucket of and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And, remember, once you know your , you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a ; or not do so if you don't give a ! Well , it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of . But, if you happened to catch a load of from some -head.......... Well. ** happens!!!
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Exodia	Posted - 05 April 2006 : 13:58:36 Jim bob, Also known as the legendary Jimbo for the insubordinates among. !I Love Lamp!
Mr Wu	Posted - 05 April 2006 : 13:40:28 JBob? Whos he then? JImbo played very well on Saturday and im sure it will be repeated this weekend. Hammie 2.0 is in full working order.. The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had
Exodia	Posted - 05 April 2006 : 13:39:06 Nah. It's just JBob In a mard. Hamstring 2.0 won't work any less than 4 beers the night before. !I Love Lamp!
Mr Wu	Posted - 27 March 2006 : 10:36:47 Do you play for the colts by any chance? The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had

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