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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Enter Anti SPAM Code: Click here to refresh this page Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by u2baboon[/i] [br]A couple got to a Chinese restaurant one evening and order their food. The main course comes on a large covered dish. Before they have chance to lift the lid, it does so itself and a pair of beady eyes appear for a split second before disappearing again. This happens each time they reach for the lid. They call a waiter over who asks them what they had ordered. "Lemon Chicken", they both say. "Ah, velly solly", says the waiter. "You got Peking Duck". Weasel wants I.R. back [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.