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| Nerve Gas |
Posted - 04 February 2007 : 08:38:06
BEEESTS 48 - 12 Burton
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| Nerve Gas |
Posted - 09 February 2007 : 17:41:31
Beeests Absolutely Definitely 48 - 12 Burton Without a Shadow Of A Doubt
The Beests took a break from league action to play Burton. (Though interestingly some of their players are under the impression that they are in the NCA Midland Merit Table! This combined with the claim on their website that the score was 29 - 7, leads me to believe that somewhere, just down the A38, there is a supply of some quite strong mind-blowing gear!!! Perhaps we could organise a raid...........)
The BEEEESTS hit the park in a positive frame of mind, with their 403rd scrum half of the season, Ben Van de Crumb,s brother Nik Van Cramb, and within a few minutes Dancing Pete had waltzed over for a score of quite dazzling individual brilliance that left the large crowd roaring with appreciation. Unfortunately Goldenboots could not add the 2 points.
Not long after an immense driving maul from the half way line collapsed over the Burton line, and when the banana was peeled away S Van der Bend came up with the ball and was duely awarded the try. Jan van Tompsen, lining-up the ball with care received tumultuous applause for hitting the up-right exactly (to the nearest 3.2 cms) half way up. Excellent Kicking.
*^%$£ (the centre previously known as Dave Danson) was the next to score, blasting over from close range, and Jan Van T ruined his 100% record by slotting the nudge to giv a half-time score of 17 - 0 to the BEESTS.
The half-time team talk was of great interest, as Prof. Doctor Ahmed Van Mohamed the well known Dutch Middle Eastern xpert had been invited to give a talk on "Palestine: the way forward". The herd were treated to a very interesting lecture in which Prof. Dr. Ahmed postulated that sooner or later Hamas and Fatah would have to start talking, and the only real way left open was for Hamas to be recognised as part of the PLO, which would imply by acceptance that Hamas agreed with the existing peace accords with Israel. Whether or not this implied acceptance would satisfy the international community was another thing, but given Khaled Meshaal's present stance this would probably be the best that could be hoped for.
While the BEEEEEEESTS were giving Prof. Dr. Ahmed a standing ovation, the ref blew for the start of the second half, and Burton ran through and scored before the Beests had realised what was going on. The Burton kicker realising what had happened, and being a great sport deliberately missed the conversion.
The Beests then, inspired by the prospect of peace in the Middle East unleashed some shock and awe tactics of their own, and Moltonlava, S Van der Bend and Creswell Coaches all ended flowing movements by crossing the line, Van T manageing to convert one of them.
Miki Van Robotson, getting a mite pissed off that the ball seemed to be going everywhere apart from to him, then gathered the ball in his own in-goal area and, like a mini-Buss, made a point of aiming at, and running through/round/over (delete as apropriate) all fifteen of the opposition to score under the posts. Van T added the 2 points.
Burton, who had supplied the ref with some of their mind-blowing gear before departing from the field just after S Van de Bend's second try, (when the score was 29 - 7) were then awarded a try as the ref was VERRRRRRRRRRRRY IMPRESSED with the results, however the effects soon wore off, and he spotted Moltonlava crossing for the last try of the day, which Van T converted with a drop.
Final Score: Derby Wildebeests 48 - 12 Burton Pink Elephants.
The BEEEEESTIE BEER CHEST was kindly sponsored by John's Garage. Bob has promissed to sign a sponsorship deal to supply the Beests for the next 99 years if we can get him some Burton Banshhee Juice.
(Squad Moltonlava, Cresswell, Miki, *^%$£, S Van Bend, Van T, Nik Van Cramb, Door Matt,Dancing Pete, Master Bates, Skippy, Man Mountain, Ben van Smatt, Pawpaw, Twoshoes and Van der Moor)
PS The raid was a great socsis
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| legaulois |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 13:32:00
Or maybe it was like the days when there no pc's or mobile phones & you only got the half-time scores.... |
| norm |
Posted - 05 February 2007 : 15:58:46
They actually played better when they weren't there, only losing that period 19-5
half man, half legend |
| Nerve Gas |
Posted - 05 February 2007 : 15:00:04
Could be. But how did they manage a try after they had gone?
Ideas on a post card to......
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| legaulois |
Posted - 05 February 2007 : 13:54:46
It would appear Burton cant count....only got 29-7 on their website!!!!!! Did they leave early is that why we scored another 19 points? |
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