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Sexy Coach
Moderator
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 13 September 2007 : 21:49:05
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at
>him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
>where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
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>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
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>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful
>to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
>party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching
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>while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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>She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
teacher."
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Edited by - Sexy Coach on 13 September 2007 21:52:09 |
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Helloooo
