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Sexy Coach
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Posted - 12 October 2007 :  14:01:47  Show Profile Send Sexy Coach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby

> to put his name on his mailbox.

>

> While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to

> the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

>

> The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with

> him.

>

> As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she Had

> nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye

> contact.

>

> After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go

> to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

>

> He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned

> against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

>

> Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

>

> Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your

> ears.'

>

> Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts;

> they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm

> and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.

>

> How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

>

> Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard

> someone coming.... that was me.'


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