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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
 Posted - 26 July 2005 : 17:50:35
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Baby balloon wakes up to find he has wet the bed,he thinks my dad will go mad I just can't do anything right. As his bed is wet he decides to get in bed with his mum & dad. But there is not enough room so he lets some air out of his dad hisss. still not enough room so he lets some air out of his mum hisss. Still not quite enough room so he lets some air out of himself hisss, then he gets in bed. next morning his dad says why are you in our bed baby balloon?. Well said baby balloon I am sorry but I have wet my bed. His dad goes ape, you are 9 years old I thought better of you, you have let me down, you have let your mum down, but worst of all you have let yourself down.
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rover
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
18 Posts |
Posted - 30 July 2005 : 16:29:19
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You've stunned everyone into silence with your razor like joke telling qualities Sid  - it seems no one has a joke worthy of following yours !!! |
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norm
Moderator
723 Posts |
Posted - 01 August 2005 : 17:38:44
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| I got barred from B & Q today. Some guy in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking, so I hit him first.... |
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
Posted - 19 October 2005 : 16:18:02
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Yes Yes
A man with a stutter goes into a pet shop
hhhave you any ppparrot he askes
yyyes said the shopkeeper cccome with mmmme
he takes him into the back room where he has three rows of parrots on perches
ttthe ones on tthe bbottom row are tttwenty fffive ppppppounds he says
tthe ones in tthe mmiddle are fffourty fffive pppounds
and ttthe ones on ttthe ttop are sssssixty fffive pppounds
But he said ttthe ones on ttthe ttop you ccan pppay ffor wwwekly, bbbecause tthey are on higher perches
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Jon Tiz
Moderator
United Kingdom
1029 Posts |
Posted - 19 October 2005 : 21:57:05
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Where does the stutter come in to the "joke"? It can't be for comedy effect!!!!
By the way .. How do you know if you have any illegitemate JELLY BABIES in your bag?
Don't know?
Turn the bag upside down and all the little b##t##ds fall out!!!!
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
117 Posts |
Posted - 26 October 2005 : 21:34:34
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quiet a gdgdgdgdgd joke nice 1 oh yh wat do u do if a blonde throws a grinade at u
take the pin out and through it bk lololololololol
come on u derby lads |
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
117 Posts |
Posted - 26 October 2005 : 21:35:57
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i went to the pizza shop and asked 4 a prina cheese and i got sent dina ross lololololol
come on u derby lads |
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
117 Posts |
Posted - 27 October 2005 : 19:48:27
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come on lads we need some funny jokes on hear chop chop chop
come on u derby lads |
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
117 Posts |
Posted - 27 November 2005 : 19:42:34
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is any 1 online come on u pies
come on u derby lads |
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early bird
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
211 Posts |
Posted - 04 December 2005 : 23:29:12
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Dizzy Lizzy phones boyfriend,could he come over to her place and help her with a very difficult jigsaw puzzle. Boyfriend dutifully rushes over, as he surveys the pieces spread out over the table he asks Dizzy Lizzy what the picture is! Well she explains i looked on the box and it looks like a cockeral, The boyfriend looks at the picture. OK he says lets just sit down for a moment and relax, i will make a nice cup of tea,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and then we,ll put all the cornflakes back in the box!!
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
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early bird
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
211 Posts |
Posted - 04 December 2005 : 23:52:31
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Lady rushes into the chemist and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide,WHY in the world do you need cyanide asks the pharmacist . The lady explains she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes grow big, I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband. Thats against the law,i will lose my licence,both of us will get thrown in jail and all sorts of bad things will happen!!!!!!! you CANNOT have any cyanide. The lady reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife!! The pharmacist looks at the photograph and replies, WELL NOW you didnt tell me you had a prescription,
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
117 Posts |
Posted - 05 December 2005 : 20:52:11
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tht just isn't funny eb u do not know wat a joke is ure hopeless
eb
come on u derby lads |
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early bird
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
211 Posts |
Posted - 05 December 2005 : 21:25:41
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THANKS SON,LOVE YOU TOO.
ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !! |
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I should be a centre
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
162 Posts |
Posted - 10 December 2005 : 22:33:08
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yes it is fdnk. urs bout da blond is just old anyway. i thought eb joke was 10 times beta dan urs fdnk
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