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The Jackal
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 16 October 2005 : 10:31:38
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 I've heard some viscious rumours about the beests game yesterday...
is it true that Normski was injured in the warm up 
Sounds like it was a good game even though we ended up on the wrong side of the result. I can't wait for the herd to stampede next week. i feel sorry for the opposition
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Put him in the locker!!! BOSH!
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sadam
'on the bench'
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Posted - 16 October 2005 : 15:23:01
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True I,m afraid: Normski beest was attacked by a herd of crocodiles while he was at the water hole. About 4,786,501 crocs sudenly emerged from the water and carnage ensued for about 3 seconds. When the dust settled all you could see were mountains of dead crocs, but unfortunately Acting King beest tweeeeeeked a hamstring whilst crawling out from under one particularly large mountain of bodies.
After this excitement the game was quite dull really and we lost 23-17 |
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norm
Moderator
726 Posts |
Posted - 16 October 2005 : 18:04:28
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Alas, it was true, and the family Norm will be dining on croc meat for years to come.....
the score was 22-17 to the home team, tries by Mills (no i'm not kidding you, it really was Joe Mills) and Louis "lord of the wings" Gandolfo
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
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The Jackal
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
125 Posts |
Posted - 16 October 2005 : 18:34:51
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A fiver going in barbara... What have i told you about fighting crocs before a game. Especially with your hamstrings!.!
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Old Tart
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
118 Posts |
Posted - 17 October 2005 : 13:09:26
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| What we need to know is did Harry get sent off????? |
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big dogs wang
'aqua technician'
122 Posts |
Posted - 17 October 2005 : 21:42:47
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| the big unit stayed around for a full 80, not like that old man norm |
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legaulois
'tee boy'
66 Posts |
Posted - 17 October 2005 : 23:29:02
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so wheres the match report.......norm cant have been too busy!!!!!!!!!
Mebbe he only reports when he features!!!!! |
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
Posted - 18 October 2005 : 10:53:05
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| Yes Yes I'll tell you what that old beasty head Norm Can't type he's hurt his ham string. Hello |
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wingof fire
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 18 October 2005 : 12:31:02
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beests lose shock.
norm pulls hamstring when everyone knows he has none, reaper leaves field during 1st team match, jackel plays almost full game for 1st team,
joe mills scores a try......straaange times. Could there be voodoo on the beests.
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halifaxbeest
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 19 October 2005 : 11:14:27
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Back to Cheltenham this week as well! Whoever made the fixtures should be fined! The betting school is predicting another close run affair, Old Pates are a good outfit. However, the Beests have proved successful when wounded before, so the smart money is on a sneaky away win, potentially reversing the 5 point deficit incurred at 'Nham (as the locals call it) on Saturday.
I predict a MUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH riot
I predict a MUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH riot!
I just called to say I love MMUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH 3:-O |
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norm
Moderator
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Posted - 19 October 2005 : 13:15:26
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i don't have the rights to match report duty any more, Robin is the reserve to Jackal, but if called upon, i will get one done tonight..... but yes, i have been extremely busy in the last few days......
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
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C5W
'on the bench'
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Posted - 19 October 2005 : 13:49:52
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joe mills scored? shock horror and he didnt even mention it when he turned up after training last night! although he has put his back out in the process!
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sadam
'on the bench'
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Posted - 19 October 2005 : 17:10:02
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Let's not pass the buck, beest. Acting Chief Beest Norm said that he would write the report this week.
However:
Match report for Saturday 15th October 2005
After the interesting scenes whilst warming up, which were described in "The Serengeti Sun" under the headline: "Boss Beest Bags Big Breakfast", and in "The Serengeti Sketch" as "Crocodiles Face Extinction", the match was a relatively tame affair.
Shortly after Kick-off a good run by Lundy Beest led to Millsy Beest running into the post (after dropping the ball), and being awarded a try by the referee. (For he's a jolly good fellow......................). This was converted by Ratty Beest.
Shortly after wards an interception by Cheltenham led to there first try, which they could not convert. Ratty Beest then knocked over a penalty to make the score 10-5 to the Beests.
The beests then lost a scrum against the head and Cheltenham exploited the blind side to score again. The beests then lost a scrum against the head and Cheltenham exploited the blind side to score again. [Editor's Note: this is not a mistake]. 10-15 to Cheltenham.
The Beests were somewhat cross at this turn of events, so gave the ball to Louis Beest and told him to go and get a try, which, being an Obedient Beest he did. Ratty Beest converted. 17-15 to The Beests.
Unfortunately nobody told Cheltenham that we were suposed to win and they scored another try that they managed to convert, and despite some late pressure the Beests failed to score.
Final Score Cheltenham 22 Beests 17
All in all a bit of a wake -up call for The Beests: the first decent opposition that we met in the Merit Table coincided with one of our poorer performances. Losing Acting Head Beest before Kick-off didn'help, but does not really excuse the overall performance.
HOWEVER: When you can party like The Beeeeeeeeeeeests, who gives a f........... |
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norm
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Posted - 19 October 2005 : 17:27:56
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I couldn't have put it better myself........... Although with you away for the next 3 weeks, it may be sid doing next weeks report!
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webmaster
Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 22 October 2005 : 09:09:06
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quote:
it may be sid doing next weeks report!
- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo anybody but Sid, he'll make Tolstoy's war & peace look like a short novel  or he'll make that many spelling mistakes that it will take me a week to correct them all - arrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24 October 2005 : 12:07:11
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| Yes Yes I'll tell you what,I knew we were in trouble when I saw that the linesmen were provided with cable cars. They were good old boys down there but they only beat us because they scored more points I think if we had scored more we would have won. The old beesty heads played well, but were a bit quite on the way back a definate lack of singers. Anyone who can sing please give your names to that old wrinkley head Wildmoose and I am sure you will get a game. Hello |
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