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norm
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Posted - 14 November 2005 :  11:33:35  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Doctor says to patient: "I have some bad news about
the bird flu you have caught."

Patient: "Oh, no. What is it doc?"

Doc says: "It's unTweetable



tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH

Old Tart
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
118 Posts
Posted - 14 November 2005 :  14:30:52  Show Profile Send Old Tart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Doctor says to George Best have some good news for you and some bad news.

The bad news is you have 1 hour to live

George asks so what is the good news

Doctor replies IT'S Happy Hour!!!!!!
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I should be a centre
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
162 Posts
Posted - 14 November 2005 :  17:06:23  Show Profile Send I should be a centre a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Good 1 OT. Real comedy there. Sorry though Norm urs just wasn't funny. A real lame joke ( if a joke is wot u call it )
Edited by - I should be a centre on 14 November 2005 17:07:03
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Old Tart
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
118 Posts
Posted - 15 November 2005 :  13:09:12  Show Profile Send Old Tart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thanx for that "I should be a centre" glad someone knows comedy when they see it , sorry Norm will have to try harder!!
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I should be a centre
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
162 Posts
Posted - 15 November 2005 :  17:04:22  Show Profile Send I should be a centre a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ye. try and make your jokes so they take the mik out of someone. They tend 2 be da best ones

We hate the pies
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I should be a centre
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
162 Posts
Posted - 15 November 2005 :  19:25:58  Show Profile Send I should be a centre a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OT, your user name and avatar suggest you r female but u might be takin the p*** and its only usually men who cum out with jokes as good as urs. plz will u tell me whether you r male or female

We hate the pies
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Old Tart
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
118 Posts
Posted - 15 November 2005 :  21:25:57  Show Profile Send Old Tart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well what do I look like from the picture Doh!!
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I should be a centre
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
162 Posts
Posted - 15 November 2005 :  21:56:30  Show Profile Send I should be a centre a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorry. Like I said its only usually men who come out with jokes as good as the one you did

We hate the pies
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Old Tart
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
118 Posts
Posted - 15 November 2005 :  22:12:24  Show Profile Send Old Tart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stereotyping or wot???
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early bird
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
211 Posts
Posted - 16 November 2005 :  21:10:33  Show Profile Send early bird a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Two cockerals are talking in the farmyard,they see the farmer sharpening his axe and start walking towards them.Im scared one says,dont be says his mate-- one sneeze from us and hell sh-t himself.

ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !!
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I should be a centre
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
162 Posts
Posted - 16 November 2005 :  21:13:31  Show Profile Send I should be a centre a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I dont get it

We hate the pies
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early bird
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
211 Posts
Posted - 16 November 2005 :  21:44:43  Show Profile Send early bird a Private Message  Reply with Quote
WHAT THREAD IS IT UNDER, DOH !

ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !!
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norm
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723 Posts
Posted - 16 November 2005 :  22:55:11  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
not bad EB, these youngsters though!!!!

tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH
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early bird
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
211 Posts
Posted - 17 November 2005 :  13:29:53  Show Profile Send early bird a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Im only a spring chicken meself [excuse the pun]

ONE LIFE !! LIVE IT !!
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
117 Posts
Posted - 17 November 2005 :  20:10:19  Show Profile Send FORWARDS DO NOT KICK a Private Message  Reply with Quote
stevey wounder had an intervey a person said hasit been diffecult in life he said no not really one said has it been tough with aving u being black

stevey said y wat colur am i

come on u derby lads
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Old Tart
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
118 Posts
Posted - 17 November 2005 :  21:21:13  Show Profile Send Old Tart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Forwards " watch out you will be brought to task by the spelling warden (J Tiz)

But at least you don't spout drivel
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