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norm
Moderator
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 Posted - 19 November 2005 : 20:23:08
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It was close, and deja vu night almost hit again....coach trip for the second week running, pitch where the touch judges needed cable cars, playing down the mountain first half, storm into a lead, then the nightmare ended....... lost the second half 12-3, but it's an 80 minute game, and it aint over till the flying haggis Muurrgghhhs
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH
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joemills
'tee boy'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 November 2005 : 08:36:24
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norm
Moderator
726 Posts |
Posted - 21 November 2005 : 11:39:57
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I can't remember....
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Mr.T
'cutting oranges'
USA
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Posted - 22 November 2005 : 15:17:34
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I know that Joe Mills sucka didn't cross no line. He be more like that crazy fool Murdock, always clownin', but also knows how to get the job done. The only thing that Mills hasn't done is drug my milk to get me to Northampton, fool!
He ain't got on no plane, neither!
I pity the fool! I ain't gettin on no plane, fool! |
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norm
Moderator
726 Posts |
 Posted - 22 November 2005 : 15:49:24
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Sorry Mr T, but here is evidence, that crazy fool mills somehow got over the line... better make sure he's in the Devs next week!
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norm
Moderator
726 Posts |
Posted - 22 November 2005 : 15:49:41
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‘Just like the MUuurrRGH of the Serengeti!!!’
Wildebeests 20 – 12 Old Northamptonians
The last away day of 2005 saw the beests travel to Northampton. Rumours are that the bus was late arriving due to a short stop off at COSTA COFFEE. This left the beests little time to mentally prepare for what would turn out to be a very physical encounter.
Early exchanges saw the home side dominate the breakdown are but the beests stretched their opponents with some expansive play. Early Beest play resembled a TENEMENT and the chief’s cry to up the standard soon took effect. Wigley looked youthful as he carved several breaks, which could not be finished off. Eventually one of the breaks paid off and Matt ‘spirito’ Cox was on hand to finish the job. The Jackal off target with the nudge. This triggered a 10 minute burst where the Beests showed why some teams fear them. Another great piece of team play led to Gandolfo trotting across the white wash, this time the Jackal adding the nudge. Yet again Wigley was on hand to provide a try-scoring pass (some say an xmas bonus!!) to some "daft second row" who dummied his way over the line. Long let the try FRENZY continue. Again the Jackal off target with the nudge. Although the home side didn’t score in the half, they tested the Beest defence and at times stretched us to the limit.
At times the second half made the Beest players SOPORIFIC as the game lacked focus. The home team played the half like a sports car escaping from some ROAD WORKS. Persistent beating of the defence allowed the Old’s to cross the line twice in quick succession. This hurt the beests hard and ensured the game was far from dead. Unlike KEANO, none of the Beests walked from the problem at hand. Some spirited rugby against the run of play allowed the Beests to spend much of the final quarter attacking the Northampton line. Kent crossed the line late on only to be brought back for a forward pass. The final points came in the final minutes when the Jackal nudged a penalty in front of the sticks.
Another victory, but a performance lacking the precision and control normally shown from the Beests. Still much can be taken from this game and taken into the rest of the season. Long live the Beests, MMMMUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
The Jackal (Beest Statistician)
SQUAD: Wigley, Rolfs, Fearn, Collier, Gandolfo, Burrows, Ratcliffe, Cormack, Wilcox, Kent, West, Mills, Cooke, Cox, Bussell, Lucas, Goodman.
Next weeks drink – Rum as it’s the colts pirates evening!
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halifaxbeest
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23 November 2005 : 12:10:35
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Stop giving Mills sh1t Mr. T - I've got some good money on Mills being Derby RFC's top try scorer with a surname beginning with 'M'. Come on Mills! You can beat Mr Mafi!
See you all Saturday me hearties...
P.S. Small pirate joke - why are all pirates from the West Country? Because they arrrrrr.
I just called to say I love MMUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH 3:-O |
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