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Mr Wu
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Posted - 19 January 2006 :  12:16:53  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.

Ze German
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 19 January 2006 :  12:52:03  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Two tigers are walking down the high street one saturday lunch time.

1st tiger says to the 2nd "it's quiet round here today"
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