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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06 February 2006 : 12:01:49
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and
asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95
Divorced Barbie for £265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95
and the others only £19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends"
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Barbie & Ken
