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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 14 February 2006 : 11:23:04
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn
from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on
Three Million Dollars... but Realistically,...we're living with
two Sluts and a Queer.
Weasel wants I.R. back
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Brad Pitt
