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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 14 February 2006 : 12:14:49
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During a flight to the far east, the pilot announces that the plane will have to make a crash landing.
An elderly lady in row 9 quickly starts taking jewellery out of her bag and putting it on.
"What are you doing that for?" asks the passenger in the seat next to her.
"When the rescuers find us, they will realise I am a wealthy woman and probably give them a reward for rescueing me before anyone else", she replies.
A few rows further back, another old biddie is taking dozens of fivers and tenners out of a holdall and stuffing them up her sleeves, into her belt and down her top.
"What are you doing that for?" asks the passenger in the seat next to her.
"When the rescuers find us, they will realise I am a wealthy woman and probably give them a reward for rescueing me before anyone else", she replies.
A few rows further back a big black woman is getting her kit off as fast as she can. Just as she is pressing her big naked ass against the window, her fellow passenger enquires what the hell she's up to.
"They always find the black box", she replies.  
Weasel wants I.R. back
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Disaster
