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sadam
'on the bench'


300 Posts

Posted - 08 March 2006 :  13:04:01  Show Profile Send sadam a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hey Mr Wu, I thought we could take over this section as it obviously isn't needed by anyone else.
I hope I can get away with it this time, but I'm afraid I'm not that good at taking over things over: I tried Iran and Kuwait without much success. If you have any ideas on how to launch takeovers let me know.

PS Do you know any really good defence lawyers?

Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 08 March 2006 :  13:30:42  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I agree. My uncle Pol, taught me well.

I think we should start by getting it re-named... Any suggestions?

Iran and Kuwait were just mere blips in the grand scheme of things Sadam, do not lose faith! You'll be out of court in no time, 20 Virgins at your Beck and Call......... Oh and me mate Dave can knock you up one of them broze statues you liked for a packet of crafy fags and a pint of Pedigree.....

I dont think here is a good place to be talking about any form of defence sadam! We havent one around this club



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sadam
'on the bench'



300 Posts

Posted - 08 March 2006 :  16:38:55  Show Profile Send sadam a Private Message  Reply with Quote
At last! A fellow megalomaniac who understands! Together we can change the world.

Take your point on defence....mums the word eh....just have to tackle each problem as it comes...oh sorry shouldn't have used the t word should I?



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sadam
'on the bench'



300 Posts

Posted - 08 March 2006 :  16:41:04  Show Profile Send sadam a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Just had an idea, we could keep the name as it is and insert an F near the end?
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Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 08 March 2006 :  18:50:01  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I agree Derby Can't Be a r s e D doesnt sound the same does it....


As for world domination.... I think we should start on something small, say for instance a web forum?

Cigar anyone?

The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had

Edited by - Mr Wu on 08 March 2006 18:53:53
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Sleepy Slem
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
25 Posts

Posted - 08 March 2006 :  20:53:44  Show Profile Send Sleepy Slem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sadam,
World domination maybe, but you will never have a 'tash like mine.

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz..........
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Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 09 March 2006 :  11:56:12  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Im sure we can sort him out with a bearded lady like yours though

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Exodia
'aqua technician'



145 Posts

Posted - 13 March 2006 :  20:08:39  Show Profile Send Exodia a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sadam

insert an F near the end?



Are you Guys still talking bout 20 virgins or what you you'd like to insert into their end....
F = Finger. Must be

Look my mafia mate whoes cover name 'Dodgy dave down the local', Well his cousin yurgi and uncle olrick are tryin to get a foot hold in britain. I'll speak to them and try to get you a good deal on a few paintball guns and spraypaint to really annoy the neighbours with. !!YEAH!! I predict A riot. !!VIVA LA MIDDLE EAST!!

What does this button do

Edited by - Exodia on 13 March 2006 20:09:45
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Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  07:37:40  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
sounds good to me, can he get hold of a few dozen scotch eggs too?

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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
29 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  09:37:58  Show Profile Send u2baboon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hey Wu - do you need free range or normal?

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Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  09:44:33  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Preferably free range

Would be willing to pay top dolla me love you lwong time prices if you can get me a "Mini Egg" scotch egg..... I hear there all the rave in Istanbul...

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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
29 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  09:47:46  Show Profile Send u2baboon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Aah, takes me back to those nights of Turkish Delight.

Weasel wants I.R. back
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Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  09:54:15  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Turkish Delight and Angel Delight.......

Two Delightful fings in one bowl.......

Just add one scotch egg.......

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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
29 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  10:07:58  Show Profile Send u2baboon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Must now be from a battery farm unfortunately.
Bird flu has made it unsafe to deal with free range items.

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Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
472 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  10:12:57  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ill take the risk....

Bit of flu never hurt anyone...

Is it friday yet?

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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
29 Posts

Posted - 14 March 2006 :  10:15:46  Show Profile Send u2baboon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Beg to differ - look what happened in "Bird Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest".
Shawly shum mishtake??????

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