I ve got to say it Wu how on earth have you become such a better prop it such a short time!
I reckon because you have been AWOL till recently you have been at some top secret prop training school learning the noble art and telling us all about that charity work you were doing in Burkina Faso to cover your tracks.
The 7 minutes and 3 scrums we spent together on saturday were very nice.
Thanks for the concern guys the latest NEWS FLASH....... ........ ........ ........
is that my two newest and best friends from the Ambulance of St John's have taken said string of ham away for futher analysis to find the trouble in the hope of cloning it to for a new better version to be called Hammy 2.0 so i can actually crawl my way over the ten game mark for the season.
2.0 is only approved currently by the England Crown Green Bowling Association, The EIA (extereme Ironing's Governing body and the Thailand Fire Ball League.
Hopefully The RFU will follow suit at least i have some other sports to fall back on.