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Mr Wu
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 14 March 2006 : 12:35:03
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Wheres our Match report?
Are you still doing them on the typewriter?
Also, im away tomorrow for 12days and sadly will not have access to a P.C So I expect some proper abuse when i get back.
Thank you pleash....
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sadam
'on the bench'
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Posted - 14 March 2006 : 16:27:39
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Got to go to ground for awhile eh Wu?
Know what it's like. Good luck. |
Edited by - sadam on 14 March 2006 16:28:51 |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
 Posted - 14 March 2006 : 16:32:13
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Yeah, god damn marines. there everywhere.
The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had |
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C5W
'on the bench'
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Posted - 14 March 2006 : 16:33:48
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do you lot not have jobs or summat im a student i dont have owt else 2 do but "browse" the internet all day
finally in my proper place! |
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Exodia
'aqua technician'
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Posted - 14 March 2006 : 18:10:50
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Nah your mistaking us for Graduates.
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C5W
'on the bench'
277 Posts |
Posted - 14 March 2006 : 18:55:15
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So what do u do then? is there an even bigger muppet than the government who are paying me to sit and surf the net that is actually paying you to do a job while you sit on the internet?
finally in my proper place! |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 14 March 2006 : 23:42:02
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Dunno, Ive been keeping your mum company while she tries clothes on for this new webcam she's got.......
The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had |
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C5W
'on the bench'
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Posted - 15 March 2006 : 09:00:56
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i thought you were a senior player mr wu not one of the under 14's?
finally in my proper place! |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 15 March 2006 : 13:26:09
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Certainly am, why are there other seniors doing it too?
God Damn it, she told me I was special..
The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had |
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halifaxbeest
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
337 Posts |
Posted - 15 March 2006 : 13:44:04
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Good retort C5W - Mr Wu's banter is certainly of the pre-pubescent variety, closely followed by Exodia.
Mrs 5W is a saint!
I just called to say I love MMUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH 3:-O |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 15 March 2006 : 15:11:35
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I thought that was the idea of banter Halifaxbeest? Nothing is meant to cause offence, just light hearted jibbing..
Didnt realise this was a serious posting's forum. Please do accept deepest appology...... Honestly.
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halifaxbeest
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
337 Posts |
Posted - 15 March 2006 : 16:13:44
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No offence taken Mr Wu.
I'm not trying to suggest we get all serious on the board - it's all part of the charm! However, the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, and there is an unspoken banter hierarchy that must be strictly observed.
RUBBISH BANTER THEMES
Not being able to spell/poorly educated (therfore most Dancin' Pete/Rich Maddogs banter is technically rubbish)
People's parents
I'm richer/better than you - all these themes are generally favoured on the juniors board, and I just think that the level of banter here should be a little more highbrow.
Although this is not an exhaustive list, anything else pretty much goes!
Love,
BanterBeest
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C5W
'on the bench'
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Posted - 15 March 2006 : 17:00:43
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Sounds like a banter bible in the making! amen to that!
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 15 March 2006 : 17:57:36
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Agreed!
I didnt know you had such godly powers HB!
No more non-sense..
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halifaxbeest
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
337 Posts |
Posted - 16 March 2006 : 09:41:22
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You've obviously never seen me play Mr Wu...
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Exodia
'aqua technician'
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Posted - 16 March 2006 : 11:28:13
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quote:
Originally posted by C5W
....is there an even bigger muppet than the government who are paying me to sit and surf the net that is actually paying you to do a job while you sit on the internet?
I believe the royal family are who you might be reasoning towards.
The queen----God Bless Her.
Phillip----The ahem, Aclaimed racist (Not on these shores we aint)
Charles----The Human Caserole Dish
Harry----The rebel nazi, posh ron weasely bong puffer
William----The 1 with the family brain cell (For now)
Lady (Smirk yeah rite) Camilla----Golddigger
Beatrice----The money loving toff tart
Zara----Rugby mad and the right idea of moving with the time.
Andrew----Marries chris tarrants Sloppy sends and waits for a kid to drop out.
We aint got much in government. other than a bunch of old farts who won't move off or die or even just admit that it's time to walk away
from the oxford and cambridge graduates who only want to call each other names and blagg who has the most land or the newest jaguar.
Labour----we can see there lovely economy not much else
Conservative----Conserving all but the kitchen sink and strangling the work force
Lib dems----are still drawing straws over who'll be next in line to manage yet another losing party.
So i think our bosses can shove it when they want us to work, especially those who are suppose to be working are nothing more than a discount 3 ring circus in the middle of winter.
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