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Exodia
'aqua technician'
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 Posted - 23 March 2006 : 12:40:50
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A Blind man walks into a Ladies bar (by mistake). He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bargirl (he thinks is a barman),
"Hey, you wanna here a blonde joke?"
The Bar immediatelyfalls silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it's just giving that you are blind that you should consider 5 things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is blonde.
3. I'm 6 feet tall, 220 lb's and a blonde woman with a black belt in both karate and kung fu.
4.The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional powerliftting champion.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,
"Nah. Not if i'm gonna have to explain 5 times"
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Blind Man
