Derby RFC Online Forum
Derby RFC Online Forum
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Active Polls | Members | Private Messages | Search | FAQ
Username:
 Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Jokes
 Jokes & things !!!
 1 Wish		  New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  

Exodia
'aqua technician'


145 Posts
Posted - 24 March 2006 :  11:09:29  Show Profile Send Exodia a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A man was walking along a British beach and is deep in prayer. Suddenly, the clouds part, and in a deep booming voice the lord says,
"Because of your faithfulness to me, i shall grant you 1 wish."

The man says "I would like a bridge from here to the greek isles so that when i would like a holiday i can just drive my car straight over to Greece"

The Lord says "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the supports required to reach the bottom of the sea, and the steel and concrete needed would quite literally drain the Earth of all it's natural resourses. Take a little more time and think of something else"

The man says "OK Lord, I would like to understand my wife more, Why
she cries? How she feels inside?"

The Lord says, "Do you want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge then?"



What does this button do
Edited by - Exodia on 24 March 2006 11:09:54

Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
476 Posts
Posted - 24 March 2006 :  11:35:58  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Double yawn!.....

The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had
Go to Top of Page

Exodia
'aqua technician'



145 Posts
Posted - 24 March 2006 :  12:10:45  Show Profile Send Exodia a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It's funny that it's so boring but was it was you who told me it.

What does this button do
Go to Top of Page

Mr Wu
Moderator



United Kingdom
476 Posts
Posted - 24 March 2006 :  12:57:08  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yawn...

The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had
Go to Top of Page
  Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Jump To:
Derby RFC Online Forum © Derby RFC 2006 Go To Top Of Page
This page was generated in 6.12 seconds. Snitz Forums 2000
RSS Feed 1 RSS Feed 2
Powered by ForumCo 2000-2008
TOS - AUP - URA