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louise
'cutting oranges'
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 Posted - 28 March 2006 : 14:42:38
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a few days after christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. she heard the train stop, and her son said 'all you son's of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cus this is the last stop! and all you son's of b*tches who are getting on, get your a$$es on the train, cause were going down the tracks!
the mother went nuts, and told her son 'we dont use that kind of language in this house, now i want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. when you come out you may play with your train, but use nice language.
two hours later the son comes out from his bedroom and resumes playing with his train, soon the train stopped, and the mother heard the son say 'all passengers who are disembarking from the train, please take all of your belongings with you, we thank you for riding with us today, and hope your trip was a pleasant one. we hope you will ride with us again soon'. she hears the little boy continue 'for those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, and remember there is no smoking on the train.we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today'.
as the mother began to smile the child added 'for those of you who are pi$$ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.
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The conductor
