Yo suckas, I ain't been around in no long while fools. The reason I'm here is that crazy fool Maddocks be telling me that Alec Jardine sucka once held the Guinness world record for head circumference. Does any other fool have any interesting facts about any other crazy mad Derby-playing mofo? I also heard that my good buddy Norm once won at Crufts. That don't mean that I ain't gettin on no plane sucka! Increase the mofoing peace, fools!
I pity the fool! I ain't gettin on no plane, fool!