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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 28 April 2006 : 11:02:17
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It has come to my attention that a number of people like to give a falsely inflated opinion of their importance within the club.
This practice must cease forthwith.
It is a well known fact that I am lucky enough to have the largest head circumference and any disregard of this fact will be dealt with by stringent measures.
An inflated ego is a terrible thing and I would not wish to lead you to believe that I consider myself to partake of this theory.
My head circumference is a fact, not a myth, not a figment of my own imagination but just the plain truth. A truth which must be accepted.
From this date forward, any member found to contradict this fact will be subject to varying stages of the disciplinary procedure depending upon the severity of their discretion.
Please pass this on to those who do not receive e-mails.
Signed
The Elephant Man.
(Head of Department)
 
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 April 2006 : 11:05:02
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DO you have a shaved M1 dheli belly like Jardine though?
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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
29 Posts |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 11:12:31
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I must say that I am not too enthusiastic on the common assimilation
of the picturesque Indian city with gastric difficulties.
However, I do commend your formal use of addressing fellow club members.
No.
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Crash
'cutting oranges'
31 Posts |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 11:41:20
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It's hygienic practice to shave your balls
!! KA BOOM !! |
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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
29 Posts |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 11:49:21
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I feel I must draw your attention to not only the ubiquity of political correctness, but the uprising of the unwashed class's attitude to over-cleanliness that causes so many allergies.
Do you use electric or razor?
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 12:05:43
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I think Jardine should win an award for his carefully crafted work of hair art, its impressive to say the least.
I find wax is the best for the scrotal area, that is of course until she pulls and your hair doesnt come out.... Bit like when you get the kit bag, tip it upside down and shake the kit out.....
Yum, dinner anyone?
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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 April 2006 : 12:10:04
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Except it sometimes doesn't come out and it requires the application of either a left or right hallux. Not recommended for use on cullions though.
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Mr Wu
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 April 2006 : 12:11:21
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Or nasal areas
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u2baboon
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
29 Posts |
Posted - 28 April 2006 : 12:14:38
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I am not sure our Boys in Blue at Portsmouth would disagree with you on that one.
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Crash
'cutting oranges'
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Posted - 29 April 2006 : 07:19:52
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I think it feels cooler for one, which means no chance of Fungil C**k syndrome which is can also be known as a Cheesey D**k. Laddies love a boke who trimms, less chance Zahnal Unpleasantries, and it looks better than having a forest C**K.
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
 Posted - 29 April 2006 : 07:48:21
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Might I recommend an Anger Management course for you Gash....oops, i mean Crash 
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Jon Tiz
Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02 May 2006 : 00:36:50
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It is worth pointing out that Alec was AWESOME today. 
Refereeeeee |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 02 May 2006 : 08:22:23
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One day out of the whole season isnt bad going though.
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