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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1052 Posts

Posted - 28 October 2006 :  21:53:58  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Simmo suggested this should be resurrected but I wasn't sure however after todays comment from the Welsh winger I think it's a good idea.

Kyles Mum apologised for getting me and Colin mixed up so I told her it was easy as I'm the fat one and Colin's ugly. At which point with wit as quick as his feet Ewan added..."and Norm's the fat ugly one."

Remember Norm you don't shoot the messenger!!!

Refereeeeee

norm
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726 Posts

Posted - 28 October 2006 :  22:07:09  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
as i tell the opposition, i'm only fat cos every time i s*** their woman, she gives me a doughnut



half man, half legend
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Jon Tiz
Moderator



United Kingdom
1052 Posts

Posted - 29 October 2006 :  02:03:12  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oooops! I thought you sh####d the doughnut!!

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simmo
'tee boy'



72 Posts

Posted - 01 November 2006 :  18:11:19  Show Profile Send simmo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
remember your comment on thursday night jon!
Simmo: What time we meeting 12.45

Jon: No quarter to 1.

Ruck Fules!
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Jon Tiz
Moderator



United Kingdom
1052 Posts

Posted - 01 November 2006 :  23:35:32  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Irony Simmo, irony!!!

Refereeeeee

Actually it might have been sarcasm, I can't remember what mood I was in!!!

Edited by - Jon Tiz on 01 November 2006 23:36:36
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welshy
'cutting oranges'



Botswana
22 Posts

Posted - 05 November 2006 :  19:42:00  Show Profile Send welshy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
sorry norm..........i was jus tryin 2 make tiz an oldcorn feel better
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norm
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726 Posts

Posted - 05 November 2006 :  19:55:08  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hey, no worries big fella, they need all the help they can get



half man, half legend
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welshy
'cutting oranges'



Botswana
22 Posts

Posted - 05 November 2006 :  21:06:59  Show Profile Send welshy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
eye norm, true.........true. bless them
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cyberman
'cutting oranges'



21 Posts

Posted - 05 November 2006 :  22:28:05  Show Profile Send cyberman a Private Message  Reply with Quote
they should be upgraded.... but older citizens will be deleted.
delete
delete
delete



'My body may be cybernetic but my mind stays human!'
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Jon Tiz
Moderator



United Kingdom
1052 Posts

Posted - 06 November 2006 :  22:40:00  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
One moment of light relief on Saturday was when Ross exclaimed..." Oh sh@t, I've taped the wrong thumb!! I wondered why it wasn't hurting".

Refereeeeee
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simmo
'tee boy'



72 Posts

Posted - 12 November 2006 :  12:25:59  Show Profile Send simmo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
tom swainson refering to his groin injury

Tom:"well the doctor said its not a haemoroid"

Jon: " u mean a hernia?"

Tom: yeah thats what i mean

Ruck Fules!
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glover
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 12 November 2006 :  16:38:04  Show Profile Send glover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
maybe even dan walker saying why people call him w*nks.

"because if you take the L out of my surname, walker, you get w*nk*r"

If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!!
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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1052 Posts

Posted - 19 November 2006 :  09:20:51  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
After Alex commented that OWs scrum half would have drowned if he got in Derby's bath. Colin said that he would have got something far worse. But you had to be there as I'm not going to print it here!!!

Refereeeeee

Edited by - Jon Tiz on 19 November 2006 23:20:48
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we need pies
'aqua technician'



143 Posts

Posted - 20 November 2006 :  00:46:04  Show Profile Send we need pies a Private Message  Reply with Quote
from what I've been told it was hmmmmmmm well it wasnt on the legal side of things!
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glover
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 25 November 2006 :  20:23:17  Show Profile Send glover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Refering to our tour, which will be in Swansea, Tom Swainston said
"do we need our passport to go into Wales"

which Jon Tiz replied
"50 pence"

If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!!

p.s. good race with Sanjay.

Edited by - glover on 25 November 2006 20:27:50
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we need pies
'aqua technician'



143 Posts

Posted - 26 November 2006 :  00:33:17  Show Profile Send we need pies a Private Message  Reply with Quote
when commenting on the fight Britto goes...i launched a hay maker...n then i was like oooo cramp get me out now!
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