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halifaxbeest
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23 November 2006 : 12:44:43
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Seeing as no-one else has come forward, here's the match report for the game vs Amber Valley.
We kicked off. We scored after about 3 seconds, thus making it the quickest try in history. Not sure who scored, but Tim Leicester was definitely guilty of trying to score a try on my legs. Referee decided to have a chat with two players and the captains. Amber Valley managed to effectively cheat their way through the next 35 minutes. Referee calls two players and captains over to have another chat. Derby finally managed to bundle their way over by good use of the blindside. Referee blows for half-time.
Second half starts. Referee calls two players, the captains, their significant others and summons the spirit of JPR Williams to have a chat. Derby score after about 4 minutes. Amber Valley cheat their way throught the next 25 or so minutes. Referee has a chat with some players, some spectators, a duck and MC Hammer, who was evidently in trouble for telling the ref that "U can't touch this". Tim Leicester gets on the scoresheet after another awesome break by the 8 colossus Archer. Hutch probably nudged a kick or two. Ref blows final whistle after having a final chat with two players, the captains, a stray dog and something that represented the Hindenburg blimp. Zoolander proves beyond doubt that he's a bit "hmmmmmmm..." by making everyone stand out in the cold to give a post-game debrief. That pretty much sums it up - a good win for Derby 'Stompin' Mud Devils' but hardly a classic, tempered by Valley's fairly negative tactics. In fact, take out 'cl' and 'ic', and you've got it. Much love to everyone who played - sterling effort!
I just called to say I love MMUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH 3:-O |
Edited by - halifaxbeest on 23 November 2006 12:46:55 |
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Good Luck
Posted - 23 November 2006 : 11:23:37
