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 The Meisters @ Her Majesties Pleasure - Ranby
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finbar
'aqua technician'


United Kingdom
190 Posts

Posted - 18 December 2006 :  22:35:33  Show Profile Send finbar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Another well deserved victory!!!

All players contributed to take the Mighty Meisters another step closer to lifting the cup!!!!

Report to Follow - Colin

9 - thats where its at!!!
10 - not bad either!!

Edited by - finbar on 18 December 2006 22:36:19

Ze German
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
328 Posts

Posted - 20 December 2006 :  13:25:33  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Highlight of the day has to be big Nelly's car breaking down resulting in Cavey missing his girlfriend's birthday meal and coming out with us instead!
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NELLY
'tee boy'



United Kingdom
66 Posts

Posted - 20 December 2006 :  13:59:21  Show Profile Send NELLY a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, Home wrecking is my second hobby!!!!!

I bumped into Cavey last night out in town and apparently all is good. I'll try harder next time, maybe get us stranded for 4 hours instead of 3!!!!

Are we still up for training thursday, is everyone coming??????



Do we have any bigger shirts??????
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Ze German
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
328 Posts

Posted - 20 December 2006 :  15:01:26  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
So far in agreement we have:

L Gandalfo
C Walton
C Dawes
F Matveichuck
D Richards
S Johnson
N Scott
T Flower
J Burton
I Bowyer
S Ford
with either no reply or struggling to make it are:
C Mansley
C Pierrepoint
L Horsfield
R Murphy
M Wise

Edited by - Ze German on 20 December 2006 15:38:00
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Macca
'aqua technician'



151 Posts

Posted - 20 December 2006 :  15:59:19  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Training? have you guys got a big game Sat or something?

No I dont sell f***ing kebabs, Okay!
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Ze German
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
328 Posts

Posted - 22 December 2006 :  10:58:18  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Due to the poetic performance of the Meisters against Ranby Prison, the following match report will be written via the medium of poetry...

Ode to The Mighty Meisters

The Mighty Meisters were at it again, Twenty Two strong and led by the Brain.

1st time at Ranby, 13 men lost, the aim of this game was to win at all cost.

Eager to practise, The Meisters arrived to aquaint ourselves with the view from inside.

10 minutes in disaster did call, in the embarassing form of a hospital ball.

Dave missed a bad pass & then seemed to pause, to leave Ranby to pounce on a floundering Dawes.

Ranby 5 up but then missed the kick, Meisters re foccussed to not miss a trick.

Regain composure was the call of the day, as tackles went flying to make Ranby pay.

What followed next was just pure class, Meisters on form to kick some Convict Ass

Forward possession was calm & controlled, as Scott's beautiful boot began to unfold.

Three Penalty's kicked before the half time, The Meister's were leading Ranby 5 - 9

The forwards were dominant phase after phase, Booya going blindside to leave Ranby dazed.

The pace of the game made Ranby look slackers, hard to ignore when Sherriff's crunching their knackers.

Finally the burden was to much to take, Dancin Dave Richards scored after the break.

This seemed to open the floodgates for more, as the Meisters poured on score after score.

Running the pack were Jesus and Boo, which brought on more tries as the latter got two.

The first try of his was a well fought out battle, the second more like stealing a young child's rattle.

Dawes picked one up from the 5m line, Ranby knew they were now out of time.

Scott by this time was a conversion whore, some beautiful kicking to increase the score.

Ranby all heart but inexperience showed, as at every ruck the Ref's whistle he blowed ;-)

The final try we added the glacing, after Dave's kick - Chas & Dawes went a-racing

Their full back stood over the ball like a tw@t, ready to pounce was Charlie The Cat.

Whistle blew time, Meister's won the bout, not just against Ranby but their own nagging doubts.

The performance that mattered, now place your bets, of the Meisters beating the experienced Vets.

With this team on form the odds are alive. Final Score: Meisters 42 : Ranby 5
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norm
Moderator



726 Posts

Posted - 22 December 2006 :  11:54:19  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
blimey, he's a poet and didn't even know it



half man, half legend
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Jon Tiz
Moderator



United Kingdom
1052 Posts

Posted - 22 December 2006 :  19:27:36  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Top report ZG.

It will be interesting to read the no doubt contrasting reports of the upcoming clash of the Titans!

Following on from the above can I suggest the 4ths match report is in the style of Shakespeare and the Vets in the style of Homer.

Sonnets and Epics. What could be more fitting?

Refereeeeee
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Ze German
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
328 Posts

Posted - 24 December 2006 :  13:43:06  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorry, should have put that The Engager, Colin Dawes wrote the above masterpiece. Wouldn't want people thinking I was gay!
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TheEngager
'tee boy'



66 Posts

Posted - 09 January 2007 :  15:41:53  Show Profile Send TheEngager a Private Message  Reply with Quote
However, snogging blokes wouldn't lead people to believe you're gay then... you're just in denial.




Four-Scores-Dawes

Edited by - TheEngager on 09 January 2007 15:42:27
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