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Jon Tiz
Moderator
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 01 February 2007 : 23:42:31
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Meet time 12.00 at Derby or 1.00 at Syston. After the last few weeks poor time keeping it will now be 50p for every 5 minutes. By my watch. Post match dress code is shirt and tie and for those doing the mile you will need to keep wearing it!! Trust me it will help you as the night gets older.
Lets have some fun!
Refereeeeee
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glover
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
251 Posts |
Posted - 01 February 2007 : 23:57:18
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yes, Mr. Tiz is right. But 1 question Mr. T wot time does ur watch say now because for all we know it could be 10 minutes fast? and we usauly go by the rugby club clock, so that no time cheating can be done.
as we dont have to pick alex up i believe we will be there on time, as we would have bin if it weren't up to bruce's navigation skills
If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!! |
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Jon Tiz
Moderator
United Kingdom
1035 Posts |
Posted - 02 February 2007 : 10:45:07
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If you get there by the time the rugby clock says 12.00 you'll be fine. Not fined!!
Refereeeeee |
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Rugby League Dad
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
26 Posts |
Posted - 06 February 2007 : 01:01:04
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| John, I noted all the fines on Saturday but with the England game on and the lads wanting to get on the Mile as quickly as possible we did not get time to go through them and collect monies. I will bring the book and money bag down for you on Sunday and we can double up after the match. What never ceases to amaze me is how excited Glover gets when it comes to doing fines and how he offers himself up each week for at least 2 or 3 fines!!!! |
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glover
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
251 Posts |
Posted - 06 February 2007 : 13:45:23
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well i thought it saves you thinking of things because i know that you have trouble thinking.
I hope you have included your 3 fines for dangerous driving? especialy if you are fining Liam for it. the offences are:
1). not indicating on a roundabout
2). cuting somebody up on the M1
3). running a red light.
If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!! |
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Rugby League Dad
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
26 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 01:17:12
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| I think you will find that my driving and the three incidents you refer to were as a result of avoiding Liam and the his life size 'nodding dog' otherwise known as Glover! I am quite happy to pay the three fines, however I would like to propose to John that you get fined for being a 'snitch' John what do you think? Also I think my fines need to be dropped as I had to do the water on Saturday and in filling up the bottles at half time lost control of the hose pipe and soaked my training shoes further demonstrating my undying support for the team...and I dont even get a mention on the match report!! Not sure what time this will get posted on the forum but I want to assure you that I am not on the web site at 1.20am ( which would be sad) I am actually 8 hours behind in LA. Its a hard life!! |
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Ze German
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
323 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 08:29:26
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| Jon Tiz is normally proud to be on the Forum at 1.20am |
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glover
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
251 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 11:15:48
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Excuses excuses excuses when these three incidents took place we watched from a distance shouting "FINE" so it wasn't avoiding liam and we all advised liam to avoid you after the second one.
If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!! |
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Macca
'aqua technician'
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 Posted - 07 February 2007 : 15:14:25
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RLD - Glover can't really be compared to a nodding Dog as its discriminating against the fascinatingly hinged ergonomic nodding piece of plastic cleverly presented in the mould of a dog ....why? because the Dog's more intelligent than the Glover .....and I am sure would also be a better rugby player ....it would certainly move faster and dare I suggest.. would be a better prop / NO.6 /NO.8  or any other position that Glover trys to impersonates on the rugby pitch including the posts!
The Colts little world would be a such a dull place without Glover... talented, very slightly less ugly and silent with a higher IQ but all same the same dull |
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glover
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
251 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 17:11:48
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Yes a dog would also be the first to each breakdown evertime as well.
poor old macca a bit of jealousy maybe as there are only two positions you can play prop and prop (thats loose-head and tight-head) where as my talents are everywhere in the forwards (except for that silly position called hooker) and have even played half a school match at full-back before and that wasnt standing there because i couldn't be bothered to do anything else.
the waterboy against syston wasn't that good i never saw the water on the pitch unless some big gobbed b**t**d shouted for it, then Mr. Long brought it on a couple of times(thanks), so im not surprised Mr. Cornfield left you out of the match report with a poor performance like that.
If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!! |
Edited by - glover on 07 February 2007 17:43:46 |
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norm
Moderator
725 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 17:49:38
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Macca did do a poor impersonation of a Number 8 a couple of weeks back!
half man, half legend |
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Rugby League Dad
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
26 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 20:05:55
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Glover so let me recap, you said:
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the waterboy against syston wasn't that good i never saw the water on the pitch unless some big gobbed b**t**d shouted for it, then Mr. Long brought it on a couple of times(thanks), so im not surprised Mr. Cornfield left you out of the match report with a poor performance like that.
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On Saturday I was the sponsor of the match water (please note that I did not ask for any recognition in the form of a car showroom or a diggger) and the only time I did not bring on the water and need help from my personal assistant was when I was either refilling the bottles, arguing with the Syston coaches or questioning the referee's decisions. I realise the latter two do not form part of the Rugby Union etiquette however they are every week occurances in Rugby League and League are bigger hitters!! Anyway given that you described yourself as a big gobbed b*t*d above any ideas as to why you didnt get any water!! Let me know if you need some help on this. |
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glover
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
251 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 21:33:22
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because the sponsor for the water was so inteligent that he did not bring it on himself nor did he put the water on the same side as the substitions so they could bring the water on.
If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!! |
Edited by - glover on 07 February 2007 21:34:05 |
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Rugby League Dad
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
26 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2007 : 23:14:30
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I love it when you dig yourself deeper in the hole. I clearly used my intelligence by having someone else run the water on for me! The subs moved to be with Colin. You use the word 'intelligent' but misspell it.....I rest my case your honour!
If in doubt.....dont give it to Glover or get him to spell for you. BOSH!! |
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Macca
'aqua technician'
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Posted - 08 February 2007 : 08:43:59
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Norm I was coached in the classical art of no.8 play by Bradders so c'mon what did you expect?!
Glover, son, you need tallent to be multi positional some of us have it unfortunately my friend that does not include you. Intelligence, common sense, ability both technical and natural, mental toughness, concentration, strength and aggression plus awareness of competitors and opposition and not forgetting the key ability of being able to f***ing spell are just some of key attributes required for the multi positional and tallented. On Sunday bring your parachute you will need it as I look forward to Max lifting you off your feet in the scrum and stuffing you big time perhaps the pain will keep your mouth shut for 30 seconds or so
By the way your old school coach did he wear dark glasses, carry a long white stick and always appear to be walking his dog? - I thought so!!!!!! |
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glover
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
251 Posts |
Posted - 08 February 2007 : 11:50:50
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who cares about spelling when was the last time you needed to spell in a rugby match, when? oh let me think, oh yes thats right never.
i believe i will be loose-head, another position i can play, at the weekend and so wil max(he realy can't play tight-head he tried it once against me and regretted it big time).
how did you know my coach.
If in doubt..... give it the forwards. BOSH!! |
Edited by - glover on 08 February 2007 11:53:24 |
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