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Old Tart
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 09 October 2005 : 19:31:21
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Anyone heard how Robin is today looked rather under the weather last night
If you can't take it shouldn't drink it, or do you need more practice |
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big dogs wang
'aqua technician'
122 Posts |
Posted - 09 October 2005 : 20:26:38
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Robin will be fine n dandy, he has the heart of a BEEST |
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Jon Tiz
Moderator
United Kingdom
1034 Posts |
Posted - 09 October 2005 : 20:34:46
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Or is that the BEARD OF THE BEEST????
Refereeeeee |
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big dogs wang
'aqua technician'
122 Posts |
Posted - 09 October 2005 : 20:36:01
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| It's certainly a beestly beard, there's loads of creatures living in it |
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
Posted - 10 October 2005 : 12:03:10
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Originally posted by big dogs wang
Robin will be fine n dandy, he has the heart of a BEEST
Yes Yes I'll tell you what that old hairy head robin was certainly as sick as a beast all over the taxi floor. i told the driver he was just perspiring heavily. Hello |
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sadam
'on the bench'
300 Posts |
Posted - 10 October 2005 : 13:51:22
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| uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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sadam
'on the bench'
300 Posts |
Posted - 10 October 2005 : 13:52:56
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| I think he definitely needs more practise, so anyone wishing to donate to his practise fund just get in touch |
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
Posted - 11 October 2005 : 10:19:06
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Originally posted by sadam
I think he definitely needs more practise, so anyone wishing to donate to his practise fund just get in touch
Yes Yes But what does he need more practice at drinking, passing out throwing up or shaving. Hello |
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
Posted - 11 October 2005 : 10:37:08
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Originally posted by JD
Dear Sid
I bet I know who the only first team member you are talking about was. I needed a spatula to pry him off his seat. (and if it wasn't for the fact that I only had £2.49 left to hand over he would have had another pint!)
I am also assuming I wasn't one of slap heads. (mind you I've been insulted more by Brian)
Listen Derby players its not up to us wives to maintain the takings at Haslams just because you've got better things to do on a Saturday night. Sort yourselves out! (even the kids stay longer)
Yes Yes I'll tell you what big improvment this saturday more like the old days still not many of the first team though and where was that old hippy head Eddie Dell he should have been there to keep his manager in check, we were lucky to have Nightly Mick that old Mongoose Slayer there, it could have decended into anarchy without him.
A big thanks to the 4 gorms for getting us started. I noticed JD still had to use the spatula. Hello |
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JD
'tee boy'
United Kingdom
54 Posts |
Posted - 12 October 2005 : 14:05:46
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Do you think they could supply spatula's behind the bar???
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big dogs wang
'aqua technician'
122 Posts |
 Posted - 12 October 2005 : 15:25:00
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They could, but you would get charged £2.50...... |
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
102 Posts |
Posted - 14 October 2005 : 10:53:58
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| Yes Yes I'll tell you what on that old skinney head from behind the bar liffty told me he sold 25 jugs of beer on Saturday, so theres the target I recon that any team who doesn't equal that has to organise another night and keep doing so untill they do. That will make the slappy heads drink more. And how about the club officials joining the rota for theme nights. Hello |
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Ze German
'on the bench'
United Kingdom
322 Posts |
Posted - 14 October 2005 : 14:10:33
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Congrats on the star Sid!
I don't think 25 jugs is enough, we need at least 50 next time! Let's see what the first team can achieve. That is one hell of a challenge for Dovey, as he will probably be the only one there after 6! |
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sadam
'on the bench'
300 Posts |
Posted - 14 October 2005 : 19:45:19
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| I'm sure the three Doves can manage 49 jugs between them. It's if the rest of the first team can manage one that worries me. |
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sadam
'on the bench'
300 Posts |
Posted - 16 October 2005 : 15:28:25
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| It was encouraging to see the club absolutely packed with revelling drunks from the winning teams last night. I was fantabulously impressed until I realised it was actually a herd of wounded, but definitely unbowed, beests planning a revenge raid on Cheltenham next week. |
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Club Nights
