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Macca
'aqua technician'


149 Posts

Posted - 27 March 2007 :  11:38:53  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oldcorn hope you have included that top super 5 star player Glover (or MAP) he does qualify as I believe his IQ has not yet reached 3 and/or his weight is just about hovering under 21st and he also plays for less than 21 mins too!!!

21 reasons why Glover should play.

I just luuurrrrvvvv the Glover

Strutter
'cutting oranges'



USA
7 Posts

Posted - 27 March 2007 :  15:47:23  Show Profile Send Strutter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
reason number 7, he's only 18 which is about as many minutes as I hear he lasts on the f****** pitch!!!!!!!!

So speaks Mike Strutter
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oldcorn
Moderator



United Kingdom
634 Posts

Posted - 30 March 2007 :  17:55:06  Show Profile Send oldcorn a Private Message  Reply with Quote
in his defence Mr. Glover played a whole game in a U21 game last year against Burton as an U17 player, and did a decent job (he could last more than 10 minutes in those days!)
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glover
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 31 March 2007 :  12:02:04  Show Profile Send glover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hey i was not 17 at the time so not bad for a young player. i think you will find i can last a game better know than last year. (except against stourbridge). oops not looking good for today then

don't envy me because your jealous
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Macca
'aqua technician'



149 Posts

Posted - 02 April 2007 :  08:27:11  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Much as it pains me to write this but credit where credit is due so Glover you did play well on Sat probably the best game I have seen you play (except for the odd err) now you need consistency!!!.....but Sam maybe should have edged you out on M.O.M he was outstanding .
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Nerve Gas
'aqua technician'



Iraq
197 Posts

Posted - 02 April 2007 :  12:46:16  Show Profile Send Nerve Gas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Macca perhaps your mate's English is inversely related to his skill on the pitch: his last post , obviously composed just before his great performance, is utter gibberish, even by his own standards.

Good to hear that the youngsters all performed well. Home grown talent eh?

It wasn't me

Edited by - Nerve Gas on 02 April 2007 12:47:17
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Macca
'aqua technician'



149 Posts

Posted - 02 April 2007 :  13:35:52  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yes NG, sadly his lack of linguistic skills also translates perfectly to written efforts however for once his performance on the pitch did not match his poor spelling performances. I cant really be pressed to praise him anymore afterall the cliche "one swallow does not make a summer" is applicable as I am sure Glover cant repeat that performance.

Normal service is resumed ....by the waterboy.

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The Baptist
'cutting oranges'



36 Posts

Posted - 02 April 2007 :  16:52:19  Show Profile Send The Baptist a Private Message  Reply with Quote
later that night he was found in town boring the tramps with how well he played he put it down to being inspired and threatened into performing by two OAPs! He may have youth but he aint got no class, yet?


"you know....because you need to know....alright my son"

Edited by - The Baptist on 02 April 2007 16:57:44
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smash
'cutting oranges'



3 Posts

Posted - 02 April 2007 :  18:46:46  Show Profile Send smash a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wow after looking at Macca's first 77 posts I can't believe my eyes he has actually said something good about this Glover fellow, for once, or maybe somebody has nicked his password and put these posts on here.
This act of kindness is a big shock. Have you been feeling well recently Macca?

do the dog before the fancy work
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glover
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 03 April 2007 :  14:47:59  Show Profile Send glover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
who needs class when you have m.o.m. performances in you

don't envy me because your jealous
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Muttley
'tee boy'



91 Posts

Posted - 04 April 2007 :  09:40:32  Show Profile Send Muttley a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I was informed the real MOM was Sam.I suppose it was given to you because you managed more than 10 mins! - well done
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Macca
'aqua technician'



149 Posts

Posted - 04 April 2007 :  13:35:01  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Smash good point I was feeling unwell due to the shock of Glover actually playing well and lasting for more than 10 mins......this prompted me to uncharactoristically offer a sniff of praise his way - sorry it wont happen again.
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glover
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 04 April 2007 :  14:59:22  Show Profile Send glover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
i thought my luck had run out. well i suppose it was a momentus occasion, like a total eclipse.

all i need are my two cheating hands
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Nerve Gas
'aqua technician'



Iraq
197 Posts

Posted - 04 April 2007 :  19:42:29  Show Profile Send Nerve Gas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Were you mooning too?

It wasn't me
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sharky
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 04 April 2007 :  22:55:01  Show Profile Send sharky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
we won the u21 s game 19-5 i think was good game!!!!!!!!

show me the pud!!!
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Dickie
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
169 Posts

Posted - 06 April 2007 :  12:54:23  Show Profile Send Dickie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Is there going to be a match report Colin?
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