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oldcorn
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United Kingdom
639 Posts
Posted - 20 June 2007 :  22:09:32  Show Profile Send oldcorn a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rumour has it that the Kebab man is currently ranked as Derby's fittest player. Please tell me that not true somebody...

Ze German
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
324 Posts
Posted - 21 June 2007 :  08:45:43  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I thought it was least fat? Surely there is a difference?
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The Baptist
'cutting oranges'



36 Posts
Posted - 21 June 2007 :  10:44:38  Show Profile Send The Baptist a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ZG intellectually gifted bare knuckle grapplers like us are not as fik as you look and clearly understand the science but my snitch tells me the gringos test was really "very impressive" so tell, who is the fattest (or scientifically most unfit) of them all? are these results going to be revealed I feel a poll coming on

"you know....because you need to know....alright my son"
Edited by - The Baptist on 21 June 2007 10:51:02
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Nerve Gas
'on the bench'



Iraq
204 Posts
Posted - 21 June 2007 :  16:02:25  Show Profile Send Nerve Gas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Have the letters 'A' and 'I' become interchangeable?

It wasn't me
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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1044 Posts
Posted - 22 June 2007 :  08:28:04  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Only if you come from New Zealand!!!

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Macca
'aqua technician'



151 Posts
Posted - 22 June 2007 :  15:33:20  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hey taz & nerve gis - go fick yourselves yi piar of winkang twits

"low fat kebabs now on B.O.G.O.F"
Edited by - Macca on 22 June 2007 15:34:05
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The Jackal
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
125 Posts
Posted - 24 June 2007 :  09:31:42  Show Profile Send The Jackal a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorry to disappoint you all but i am currently ranked the joint fattest after Wednesday's test...

It's taken months of training and a lot of money but i've finally found my niche in life. Apparently i don't need to build up on the fat until the weather turns cold in about August?!?!?!?!

Got to go now and have my lard on toast

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Put him in the locker!!! BOSH!
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Ze German
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
324 Posts
Posted - 24 June 2007 :  16:09:51  Show Profile Send Ze German a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Don't worry, me and Nelly are going today. I think you may weel be relegated to 3rd come 6pm
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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1044 Posts
Posted - 24 June 2007 :  18:31:08  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:


"low fat kebabs now on B.O.G.O.F"


Shouldn't that be "low fit kebibs" you irsehole!!
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Edited by - Jon Tiz on 24 June 2007 18:33:39
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NELLY
'tee boy'



United Kingdom
63 Posts
Posted - 24 June 2007 :  21:27:09  Show Profile Send NELLY a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I wasn't told exactly how fat i was........however........the fact that i couldn't do the run because i was too heavy for the treadmill says it all doesn't it??????

Although when asked how flexible i was i told him very, we could go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Pizza Hut, Kebab House or Chippy i really don't mind!!!!!


Do we have any bigger shirts??????
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Macca
'aqua technician'



151 Posts
Posted - 25 June 2007 :  23:30:28  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Shouldn't that be "low fit kebibs" you irsehole!!
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winker
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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1044 Posts
Posted - 26 June 2007 :  09:16:58  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Twit!!

Works for me either way Micci!!

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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1044 Posts
Posted - 26 June 2007 :  09:17:31  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now send in the drivel police.

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