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Sleepy Slem
'cutting oranges'

United Kingdom
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Posted - 14 October 2007 : 17:05:38

C'mon guys. Let's hear some. A couple for starters courtesy of Sunday Times.

Some All Black supporters die, and as expected go to hell.
The devil notices that they are happy and asks them why.
Their explanation is that the weather is much nicer than that in New Zealand and they are enjoying the warmth. The devil thinks "I'll fix them and turns up the heat. He then finds the Kiwis even happier and enjoying a barbie and having a 'frostie'. The devil decides to wipe the smile off their faces by turning the temperature down to below freezing. He returns to the Kiwis and finds them celebrating.
"What now", he asks. One of the Kiwis explain: "Well, now that hell has frozen over we might win the World Cup".

What would the 7th versus 8th playoff match be called in the World Cup if there were one?
Answer - The Bledisloe Cup

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glover
'on the bench'

United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 15 October 2007 : 16:15:51

NEWSFLASH : Graham Henry found dead in hotel room, 4.5 million suspects

What�s the difference between viagra and Graeme Henry, viagra will give you a semi!!!

Why did Graham Henry go to a ball dressed as a pumpkin?
Because he hoped when the clock struck midnight he would turn into a coach.

A man�s body was found in the harbour wearing an All Blacks jumper, pink panties, fishnet stockings and a d*ldo up his ****. Police removed the jumper to avoid any embarrassment to his family.

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