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Jon Tiz
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United Kingdom
1027 Posts

Posted - 27 January 2008 :  23:31:53  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It was a dark night
There was no floodlight
But they were up for the fight
And they gave it their might.

It started with Derby ladies getting bossed
But only coz some expleted bints had got lost
When we had the full batch,we gave them a match
But the lead was too great for us ever to catch

After Coalville had won
It was to the bar for some fun
In the drink off we'd beat 'em we had Haleys Comet,
And Irish was winning but then up came her vomit.



Refereeeeee

All that effort for the last two lines!!!!!

Edited by - Jon Tiz on 27 January 2008 23:43:55

glover
'on the bench'



United Kingdom
251 Posts

Posted - 28 January 2008 :  15:18:21  Show Profile Send glover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
wow tiz you realy are finding any excuse to post for that 1,000th post....
and no doubt a reply along the lines of yes!!!
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DeadMeatGF
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
114 Posts

Posted - 28 January 2008 :  15:38:58  Show Profile Send DeadMeatGF a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Not sure we need a match report now
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finbar
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
171 Posts

Posted - 28 January 2008 :  16:37:15  Show Profile Send finbar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There's nothing wrong in poetry Glover, and if it helps Tiz get that elusive 1,000 post, I'm up for that. Not that I'm trying to boost my posts too !!!

9 - thats where its at!!!
10 - not bad either!!
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Macca
'aqua technician'



149 Posts

Posted - 28 January 2008 :  21:35:14  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well Tiz old son I now understand why your "touch judging" was so gash on Saturday, I mean,you gave craig in touch when clearly he wasnt [anywhere near the 5m line let alone the touchline] and all because......yes you were busy composing your poetic offering!
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DeadMeatGF
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
114 Posts

Posted - 28 January 2008 :  23:09:05  Show Profile Send DeadMeatGF a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you've got time to check the touch judges decisions, you're playing crap.
Put your effort in where it's needed, instead of hammering pink-boy
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Jon Tiz
Moderator



United Kingdom
1027 Posts

Posted - 29 January 2008 :  08:07:54  Show Profile Send Jon Tiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Macca

Well Tiz old son I now understand why your "touch judging" was so gash on Saturday, I mean,you gave craig in touch when clearly he wasnt [anywhere near the 5m line let alone the touchline] and all because......yes you were busy composing your poetic offering!




You're quite right Macca, the referee had already indicated a knock on, but I did make a mistake. My 3rd (including an u15s match)!! Anyone else prepared to count up and admit to their mistakes this season????

ps Glover.... Yes

Refereeeeee

Edited by - Jon Tiz on 29 January 2008 08:08:28
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DeadMeatGF
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
114 Posts

Posted - 29 January 2008 :  11:17:27  Show Profile Send DeadMeatGF a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I don't need to admit my mistakes ... I just admit I am a mistake
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