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webmaster
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07 August 2005 :  18:05:33  Show Profile Send webmaster a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A topical subject what with the Ashes !!! - name your True and Fictional fielding positions along with funny quotes & comments.
Edited by - webmaster on 07 August 2005 18:06:39

webmaster
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United Kingdom
236 Posts
Posted - 07 August 2005 :  18:08:58  Show Profile Send webmaster a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Here's a couple to start with ..........

Right back in the dressing room

Over the hill and far away

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norm
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723 Posts
Posted - 09 August 2005 :  08:32:51  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fave quote is the bowlers holding the batsmans willey
Edited by - norm on 09 August 2005 08:35:30
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norm
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723 Posts
Posted - 09 August 2005 :  08:38:47  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://empirecc.bravehost.com/settings.html
try this lovely fielding plan
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rover
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
18 Posts
Posted - 09 August 2005 :  09:46:11  Show Profile Send rover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
......he's not backward at coming forward
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norm
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723 Posts
Posted - 09 August 2005 :  10:03:43  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"a good length delivery" always raises a chuckle,
or when Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

erm should these be over 18's?
Edited by - norm on 09 August 2005 10:04:07
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
102 Posts
Posted - 12 August 2005 :  15:35:58  Show Profile Send Sid the manager a Private Message  Reply with Quote
After bowling 5 deliveries at an Austrailian tailender who had not managed to lay a bat on any of them Fred Trueman was heard to growl, "bowl him a piano lets see if he can play that"
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rover
'cutting oranges'



United Kingdom
18 Posts
Posted - 07 September 2005 :  22:42:09  Show Profile Send rover a Private Message  Reply with Quote
what sort of 5 deliveries were these Sid ? were they .....

Newspaper deliveries
Milk deliveries
Baby deliveries

.... or some other sort of delivery
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Sid the manager
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
102 Posts
Posted - 09 September 2005 :  10:56:28  Show Profile Send Sid the manager a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yes Yes I'll tell you what I wish Someone would throw a stick for that old skinney head rover to fetch. Hello!
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scrum half
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
126 Posts
Posted - 09 October 2005 :  21:54:55  Show Profile Send scrum half a Private Message  Reply with Quote
i was playing LEFT BACK in the changing rooms !

quickest try in history !!
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FORWARDS DO NOT KICK
'aqua technician'



United Kingdom
117 Posts
Posted - 16 October 2005 :  20:44:24  Show Profile Send FORWARDS DO NOT KICK a Private Message  Reply with Quote
i was right back

come on u derby lads
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