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Jon Mabbitt
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 13 February 2006 : 20:28:23
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Having got your instant attention I'd just like to point out that Ackers did manage a full game on Saturday even though technically it was still only 70 mins as the Ref blew up short! Way to go oh nasty tempered one.
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Ackers AKA Smackers
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
22 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 09:29:50
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nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
First smithy tries to get the ref to yellow card me with 3 minutes to go and now you tell me that....I believe its time for a "Devs Court Session" with the right honourable Phil presiding!!
I realise that I may have to face certain charges but there are other issues to consider including the conduct of members of the team off the field!!!
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Cave Adsum
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 10:11:43
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It's the inquisition again ackers. The ref b4 every game gets given a talking 2 by some specialist government coup. Who want you 2 get so pissed off with playing 70 mins that you leave rugby so they can employ your services as the chief martini maker for their mafia, or summat along them lines.
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Jimmy Smith for PM
'tee boy'
United Kingdom
63 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 10:29:06
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Devs court session is a damn good idea, but I think Judge John Mabbs should hold sway over precedings as Skipper. Ackers I think you should be in charge of generating some interest!
On Saturday's game, I can't believe Mabbs forgot to mention that you also crossed the Whitewash (and not the touchline for a change!!). |
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Cave Adsum
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 11:10:46
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Can the court have those swedish naked ladies in as the prosecution i'd love a bit of corporal punishment.
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Cave Adsum
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
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ITS A DEEP BURN
'aqua technician'
117 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 17:02:47
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Ackers i would have to say it does not look good for you.
A court session in changing rooms.
Just think back to when you last drank booze in the changing rooms!
Man down!!!!!!!!
Show us a card trick david blain you have had more cards than clinton's this year. |
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Ackers AKA Smackers
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
22 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 21:20:09
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I would hope that the judge and jury would take into account that there have been a number of contributing factors which resulted in the said yellow cards...namely Matt Cox and Brian who witnesses have heard to have admitted responsibility for the presenting of them to the innocent person, aka myself!
Anyway I feel there are a number of charges which many of the other team members need to answer to and in many cases pay the price for. e.g outrageous drop goals, dropped balls over the white wash,turning up late for matches, white boots, not knowing the line out calls...and the list goes on and on.
Summons will be issued, attendance will be mandatory or face the risk facing greater penalties! |
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norm
Moderator
725 Posts |
Posted - 14 February 2006 : 23:12:42
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Don't fight it Smackers.....you're guilty as sin
tick followed tock followed tick followed MMUURRGGHHHHH |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 15 February 2006 : 09:31:53
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Ackers you forgot the most important one
Wearing a dressing gown into the showers... |
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ITS A DEEP BURN
'aqua technician'
117 Posts |
Posted - 15 February 2006 : 14:05:36
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Acford you did all those things on the list even the shower robe,
its not looking good for you i think you should plead insanity cut your losses! plus the rumour about the other thing. I won't mention it. |
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 15 February 2006 : 21:15:00
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ITS A DEEP BURN
'aqua technician'
117 Posts |
Posted - 21 February 2006 : 12:43:08
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We????????? You can do what you want to him in that way.
If the skipper has promised ladies of the naked Swedish variety thats what he will bring.
Trust me the last thing i'll be looking at is Smackers rear end.
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Mr Wu
Moderator
United Kingdom
476 Posts |
Posted - 24 February 2006 : 08:48:32
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Cave Adsum
'cutting oranges'
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 25 February 2006 : 00:47:30
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So there are naked swedish ladies coming then (in more ways thatn 1).
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Naked Swedish Ladies !
