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Exodia
'aqua technician'


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Posted - 24 March 2006 :  10:58:58  Show Profile Send Exodia a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An elderly italian man who lives on the outskirts of Monte Carlo goes to his local church for confession.

When the priest slides open the pannel, the man says "Father, during W W 2, a beautiful young woman knocked on my and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So i hid her in the attic."

The priest replies, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son."

"It's worse than that father. She started repaying me in sexual favours," says the Italian

The priest says, "Two people under those circumstances can be very tempted that way. but if you are truly sorry then you are forgiven"

"That's a great load off my mind," says the Italian. "But i do have one more question"

"And what is that my son?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her that the war is over"
said the Italian.


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Mr Wu
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Posted - 24 March 2006 :  11:34:20  Show Profile Send Mr Wu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
yawn.....

The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had
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