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Mr Wu
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 28 March 2006 : 10:11:40
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A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood
test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple
of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the
results.
"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little
paper bag. "Have you been having unprotected s*x?" asked the
doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug
users?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a
blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little
paper bag. "Then there can be only one explanation." said the
doctor
"Your mother must have been a carrier"
The only experiences you regret are the ones you never had
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The little bag
