After being asked the question of 'Where's Fearny?' 'Has anyone seen Rod?' several times this summer i decided to do some investigating.
Firstly people fearny isn't missing, he can regularly be found impersonating a glofer during the summer months
i spotted him at Horsley Lodge doing quite a poor impression of Tiger Woods... Once he's helped the greenkeepers fill in all his divots then i'm sure he'll be down the club
Now Rod is a different story... He's claimed to everyone that he got married over the summer!! from the way he played at Horsley i think he's spent more time on the course than with the missus????
Further investigations to follow...
_________________________ Put him in the locker!!! BOSH!
Just seen Rod shopping for undergarments in Primark. Don't know why he was with Fearny though?? I think they need the next size up, a little too revealing!?!?!?!?!?
_________________________ Put him in the locker!!! BOSH!