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sadam
'on the bench'
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 Posted - 30 September 2006 : 20:12:09
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The Herd gathered at Haslams, and after prizing Goody away from his raw steak, set off down the M1 to Lutterworth.
Unfortunately the directions supplied by Yours Truely turned out to be a bit dodgy (somewhat worrying as they were taken from official Royal Mail map!!) None the less the Herd regrouped at Lutteworth and after a quick warm up took to the field.
Luttworth attacked from the kick off, but BEEEEEEEEEEStie defence was supreme, and having ridden the storm (that's the Doors Tiz), Cresswell Coaches zipped over for a try.
More pressure produced the startling sight of Roban van de Smitt bursting over to score. Jan van de Tompsen adding the nudge.
For those who thought that this was as weird as it could get, there was a major suprise around the corner: Mr Blobby aka Elvis who had obviously escaped from his chip shop and dressed up as an ex-Derby hooker, (no, not what's his name who used to be club captain, but the other one who replaced him), burst on to the field, through the Lutworth defence and scored under the posts. Jan added the nudge.
There was just time for Goody Three Shoes to add another try which Jan converted, (though the ref disagreed), before the aforementioned official blew for half time.
Beests 24 Lutorth 0
The second half got under way with S-Bend blitzing the Luorth defence with a little help from his friends (thats another one Tiz)again Jan adding the nudge.
Elvis's mate then went over for another also converted (yawn) by Jan, and S-Bend scored another, which Jan ............
At this point Lurth finally stirred themselves and taking advantage of some very sloppy Beestie defence (?) drove over for a try near the posts, to which they added the nudge.
S-bend then added another, which the impeccable van de Tompsen failed to convert.
Final score: Lrth 7 Beests 50
A somewhat scrappy display from the Beests though to be fair Lth fought hard and prevented quick ball. There were some plus points: nice to see JT and Rod back playing, the backs at times producing some good interplay, with Jan kicking well and starting to fit in with the BEEEEEEEEStie style. Alex stepped up for his first game at scrum half at this level and Nick looked good in the centre when he came on.
Rugby next week will be a very different proposition though and a bit more cohesion will be required.
Squad: Rod van de Meer, Ryan van der Moltenlava, Cresswell van de Coaches, Madvandog, S van de Bend, Jan van de Tompsen, Alexai van de Tosshard, Roban van de Smitt, Door van Matt, Marty van de Van, Mikel van de Meeeeds, Goody van de Threeshoes, Ban van Smat, Eldan van de Man, Chip Shop (who's he?), Nick van Anddriveaway. |
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